Recent reviews by "I Can't Breathe"

Runs about as well as a cripple (had to use lowest settings and cap fps to 30 to make playable)......Not recommended at the moment.

Based.

Recent update has improved match making, and various crashes and bugs. The game still has issues (and does crash on occasion) but I have faith these will be rectified in the very near future. Server capacity has been gradually increased, so server capacity isnt really an issue anymore. Its definitely in a playable state at the moment so I'm changing my review back to positive.

I originally reviewed the game as a negative due to it not running on my PC. However after analysing the issue and re-installing windows its works fine.

It's the best MMO/RTS/RPG I've played. The castle sieges are what Total War wishes it was.

One does not simply walk into Mordhau.

Hey, I'm looking for a man named Charlie...

I can't recommend this game at present as it is completely unplayable due to laggy af servers with high ping. You can't walk a few step without it lagging.

Will review in future if/when this is resolved.

I'm running it on I7 4770K with a MSI 290 Tri-X. So, it should run sound!

Playing this game (on Legendry) is reminiscent of the abuse ex that treated you like ♥♥♥♥ but you can't walk away from because the sex is just too good.

Thee best FF in the series. I absolutely love'd the card game. Can't wait to get back among it! bring on the nostalgia!

Ok - So, time for a reiview. Be rude not to, I suppose. Especially after considering I built my PC to play this game after seeing someone randomly stream this on a camera on a PS4. I have some absolutley amazing memories of this game. (some tragic) I'm currently in a clan and have accrured over 550 hours of gaming. (this game is still in Alpha at time of writing)

Let's keep this simple...

In a nut shell - This is this best game on Steam, bar none. Each and every single negative commet I have seen regarding it can be reduced to bitter people whom have not took the time or the patience to learn the game, find a good server or form a clan in able to survive. All these people have jumped on the busiest servers and expected to just instantaneously take over, which will never happen, (make no mistake this game is as ruthless is it is rewarding) and as a result all have come away bitter/sour mainly due to a damged gaming ego. Please do not fall into this trap you will deprive yourself of the best gaming exerience/social experiment Steam has to offer.

Just to put this game in perspective...

In essence this game has cost me in the region of £1500+ to play. IT WAS WORTH EVERY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PENNY.