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Recent reviews by BOMBARDIRO CROCODILO

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2 people found this review helpful
11.7 hrs on record (10.9 hrs at review time)
♥♥♥♥ game, unbalanced match system, unbalanced heroes, 2 iq players especially tank ones.
Posted 22 December, 2024.
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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
26.9 hrs on record (12.6 hrs at review time)
I HATE THIS GAME. I PLAYED LEAGE. I PLAYED VALORANT. BUT ESPECIALLY THIS GAME MAKES ME CRAZY. ******N CRAZY.

FULL RNG. FULL F*****G RNG AND YOU HAVE NOTHING TO DO ABOUT IT.

FIRST OF ALL THE GAME HAS SOOOOOO MANY ♥♥♥♥♥♥ BUGS. EVERY F****N MAPS IS ♥♥♥♥ EXPECT SURFING BRIDGE BUT THIS MAP HAS BUGS TOO. SO. MANY. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BUGS.

FIX THAT ♥♥♥♥ GAME.

THIS GAME IS NOT ALPHA VERSION OR BETA VERSION OR ****N GAMMA VERSION.

THIS. IS. FULL ****N RELEASE.

STILL HAVE SO MANY ♥♥♥♥ BUGS.

I . HOPE . YOU. GUYS. WHILE. TRYING. TO FIX. THAT ***** N GAME. BREAK .SOME. CODE. AND .NEVER. FIX .THAT . ♥♥♥♥ GAME AGAIN.

WHOEVER READS MY COMMENT WHILE THINKING ABOUT BUYING THIS GAME. READ THIS CAREFULLY

DO NOT WAIT A GOOD GAMING SESSION.

DO NOT TRY TO WIN A GAME WITH PLAYING GOOD.

DO NOT TRY TO BE A GOOD PARTY ANIMALS PLAYER.

FULL RANDOM THINGS HAPPENING. AND IF YOU ARE SO AMBITIOUS LIKE ME, YOU WILL BE SICK.

YOU. WILL. FALL INTO. BED.

AND NO ONE WILL HERE TO COOK A SOUP.

U WILL BE ANGRY. U WILL BE FURIOUS. AND GO FOR ANOTHER GAME AND HOPE FOR A GOOD MATCHUP.

BUT SOME LIFELESS 5000 HOUR NOOB SLAYER DUDE WILL COME AND BEAT YOUR ASS UP THAN THEY WILL THROW YOU DOWN OFF THE CLIFFS.

AND. YOU. WILL. THROW FREAKING FISHES OR BANANA ♥♥♥♥.

HEAR ME AGAIN AND READ CAREFULLY.

IF. YOU. AMBITIOUS...

SO AMBITIOUS LIKE ME..
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DO NOT BUY AND PLAY THIS GAME.

TRUST ME.

WORSE THAN VALORANT.

sorry guys. i am little bit angry.

but pls do not PLAY until they fixing the game.

take care...

(Secret note: My Gf loves this game and game becomes sweeter while playing with her.)


Posted 30 July, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
0.2 hrs on record
Early Access Review
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GRANDMA! SHUT THE HELL UP ALREADY WTH?
Posted 20 June, 2024.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1 person found this review funny
20.2 hrs on record (16.7 hrs at review time)
nice
Posted 16 March, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
44.8 hrs on record (15.9 hrs at review time)
First of all, this game is f****ckn perfect.

Explosion of bugs... Explosion of some structures... EXPLOSION? YES. EXPLOSION!

if you dont have any friends. i'd say dont buy. But actually this game is enjoyable for solos too.

Pros:
Explosion feels soooo goood.
Teamwork is important. But sometimes u shot or blow up your friends. (that feeling is good too)
For a new game, stragems or guns good enough.
Difficulty options is very good. You can select how you want to deal with damn creatures.
EXPLOSIONS.

Cons:
Maaaybe for story lore it can be a little bit boring. (if you are a story person)
sometimeeeess you want more explosions (no. i did not think about cooldown hack....)
online issues can be boring too.
40 Dollar...

Overall decision:
9/10 game for a new game.
i think there will be updates about mechs and MORE EXPLOSIVES.
Posted 26 February, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
10.0 hrs on record (5.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Yo download this new cheap co-op game about looting stuff from moons!

20 min later, lost in dark labyrinth of a long forgotten facility with no power, after you friends each get dragged into the darknkess by unfathomable amalgamations whilst screaming for help, leaving behind nothing but a tail of blood to remind you that you were never welcome here.
Posted 11 December, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
6 people found this review funny
11.4 hrs on record (6.0 hrs at review time)
Lanet olası oyuna bak tam tamına 10 kişi 2 impostorlu oyunda 1 defa impostor olamadım bu nasıl bi şans sistemidir. arkadaşım 43564363425 defa ard arda katil oldu. embesil gibi 6 saat boyunca kablo bağladım artık evdeki prizleri söküp kabloları elliyorum bağımlılık yaptı dayanamıyorum. ben de bi gün katil olucam diye ümit etmek isterdim ama siktiğim oyunundan yana ümidim kalmadı. sanırım arkadaşlarımı real life da buluşmaya çağırıp havalandırmadan geçe geçe hepsini öldürücem
Posted 23 September, 2020.
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