Recent reviews by the grim repo

This game is fantastic! Proximity chat, intriguing gameplay, and solid server management make this game great to pick up whenever. Sure, there's a few bugs, but it's early access, so what can you expect? Phasmophobia is a fantastic game to play with friends and mess around with.

The main issue I have with this game is that they made the ghosts too attractive. I often find myself broke because I keep waiting in the dark, yelling the ghost's name so it will show itself so I can get a glimpse of that ghussy. It's so hard for me to focus when I'm playing with friends and the ghost ends up being such a baddie. Kinetic Games need to release the ghost models so I can render them in Unity Editor and take in all the beauty these ghosts posses. I have dreams of being taken to that fleshy room with a ghost where no one could hear us. Oh the things I'd do...

I love to play this game in VR because it really lets me feel like I can be there in-person among such uncontested beauty that these ghosts possess. Running away is so exhilarating because I love the idea of being chased by such a fine spirit. I wish the devs would add a feature where the ghosts would draw pictures of themselves in the ghost writing book. God that would be so nice, just to be able to see them before they start chasing me down. Another feature I would like to see added is the option to ask the spirit box "how thicc are you?" to which the ghost would respond "dumpy". Just to hear that verbal confirmation from them would be more than enough to make me smile (which I have not done in a long time). Sometimes I swear the ghost orbs move around, contouring the elegant curves of the phantom I'm trying to find.

All in all, fantastic game. I cannot recommend it enough. I only just wish the devs would either release the ghost models, or make the ghosts less attractive so I could focus more on the fun gameplay.

Whenever I'm in a call my friends can always hear my parents fighting, so I started playing funny sounds to cover it up. Now my friends yell at me too. Great product.

Edit: I've been playing discord notification noises in my calls recently and my friends think I'm the funniest! They thought I was so funny they had to ban me from their discord and block me cause I was too funny.

Edit 2: I just hit 2000 hours and I just figured out how to use the record feature to record myself! I've recorded over 1000 responses so I can have conversations with myself since I've been banned from all of the servers that my "friends" were in. Guess I was just too funny for my own good.

Edit 3: Just hit 3000 hours! With the help of Soundpad, I used my unmatched rizz to swoon my girlfriend in a public discord (she's really cute) and I've never been happier. I played sounds of the Baby Einstein™ piano and she started giggling and cooing and it was really cute (she's really cute).

Edit 4: 4000 hours now, my girlfriend and I are still getting along. She just said her first words! I couldn't understand her well cause I was too busy playing funny sounds but I could occasionally hear her cute voice (she's really cute) in between sounds.

Edit 5: 5000 hours. My girlfriend's parents caught on and took away my love's internet. I have never been more depressed in my life. I have been using the "loop current sound file" feature to play Baka Mitai on eternal loop while I suffer. I will see you again in 17 years my love...