Salem
United States
Level
45
Years of Service
400 XP
 
 
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60.6 hours past 2 weeks
72 hrs on record
last played on 28 Jul
Mass Effect™ Legendary Edition
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last played on 12 Jul
Call of Duty: Black Ops III
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Halo: The Master Chief Collection
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Comments
rego 18 Apr @ 2:37am 
wood
Niksie 13 Aug, 2023 @ 5:54pm 
grr rips ur throat out tehehe gotcha oh no u r dead oopsie
snez 13 Nov, 2022 @ 12:41pm 
burga :missing:
Wiwwow 24 Apr, 2022 @ 5:41pm 
Why do you hate me?
Salem 24 Apr, 2022 @ 4:57pm 
Sage
Wiwwow 24 Apr, 2022 @ 3:57pm 
You're not a real homie if you haven't knocked them into a coma during a fist fight, taken them home, and then cared for them for months until they finally wake up. Making sure the first thing they see after waking up is you crying with happiness. Then giving them a passionate kiss on the mouth. You profess your love to them and apologize for making them comatose. They forgive you for everything and kiss you back before admitting they've been dreaming of the day you two could be together for years...but what about their wife? They can't abandon them, can they? As they contemplate their life you put a finger to their lips and shh them as you gaze longingly into their eyes. You know it can't last, they have a life to get back to. But you two can always remember this moment as your last true moment of happiness.