A definition of teaching: casting fake pearls before real swine.
-- Bill Cain, "Stand Up Tragedy"
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Dare to be naive.
-- R. Buckminster Fuller
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[the Millennium Bug has just hit, causing planes to fall from the sky, nuclear bombs to detonate, etc]
Peter: Holy crap... Did anyone else feel that?
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transparent, adj.:
Being or pertaining to an existing, nontangible object.
"It's there, but you can't see it"
-- IBM System/360 announcement, 1964.

virtual, adj.:
Being or pertaining to a tangible, nonexistent object.
"I can see it, but it's not there."
-- Lady Macbeth.
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Everybody needs a little love sometime; stop hacking and fall in love!
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You are not permitted to kill a woman who has wronged you, but nothing
forbids you to reflect that she is growing older every minute. You are
avenged fourteen hundred and forty times a day.
-- Ambrose Bierce
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+rep dimon xd

+rep nice biceps

+ rep