SWATJoao
Road to Silver I
Portugal
What Doth Life?
I practice free range manibalism
Proud citizen of the Republic of Rose Island
What Doth Life?
I practice free range manibalism
Proud citizen of the Republic of Rose Island
Currently Offline
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Counter-Strike 2
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Recent Activity
71 hrs on record
last played on 6 Apr
705 hrs on record
last played on 6 Apr
500 XP
11.9 hrs on record
last played on 9 Dec, 2024
<3⁧⁧Fallen1lex 10 Jun, 2023 @ 4:46pm 
+rep friendly and nice player
Shr1mple🦐 11 Jun, 2022 @ 5:14pm 
I've seen this dude play, he doesn't even use a monitor. He visualizes the map in a detailed rendering, completely in his mind. He has a biological wallhack; his godlike perception highlights all enemies within light-years. His eyes are closed as his mouse gracefully swerves across the table, making immaculate twitches as he flicks from head to head. The bullets that escape his gun barrel are surgical; each making a deadly strike in between his opponent's eyes. His spray control is otherworldly, his crosshair erratically jolting across the screen as his wrist muscles perfectly predict the next bullet's location. Time literally stops as he peeks, sunlight curving as his trigger finger impacts his left mouse button, sending enemies to a digital shadow realm before they even know what happened. He is un-killable. He is undefeatable. This "man" is the epitome of eternal.
SneakyPT 29 Apr, 2022 @ 4:23pm 
Joazinho para de ir ao padre..
⍟ Hoff Fondue ⍟ 11 Feb, 2022 @ 3:45pm 
horrivel
Shr1mple🦐 31 Jan, 2022 @ 12:49am 
I’m telling you, this man is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day buying Redbull and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said ”they contain my full power so I don’t completely ♥♥♥♥ on these kids“ then he bhopped through the door. Absolute legend.
choke_m3 14 Dec, 2021 @ 4:42pm 
bro wtf is you connection u playing from the moon?