Swolo
Redacted   Pretoria, Gauteng, South Africa
 
 
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            Playlist:
            1. Absolution - Born of Osiris
            2. Don't Let Me Fade Away - Wage War
            3. Johhny Cash - Wage War
            4. The Heretic Prevails - Show of Intent
            5. Day / Day - Angelmaker
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▁ ▂ ▃ Eater of KFC, destroyer of ♥♥♥♥♥. ▃ ▂ ▁
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______________I BRING BANTA TO HUNGRY KIDS IN AFRICA_______
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Im pro and sponsored for the following:
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Tybetan Backyard Skating
Gayming
Chinese ping pong
South African ping pong
Lyfe
Getting da b1tches
SA no.1 most trust worthy Nyopy dealer
Can finish 3 reggie bindis in one pull (if Maui-Wowie 69+)

Special Skills:
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Can touch asscrack with my elbow (I know im f*ck1ng amazing)
Can do a 360 Rad Melon Grab
Can whistle through my butthole
Ate 3 packets of flaming hot cheetos (without crying) in 1954
Once told my mom that "she dont know ♥♥♥♥♥♥" and didnt say sorry

Best Friends:
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Zyzz
Robert Mugwabwe
Sipho Rapajingo
Thule Samropsi
JUB JUB
Barack Oblaase
Nyjah Huston
Mike Mo Capaldi
George W Kush
Harambe

Counter-Strike: Global Offensive professional player History:
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Placed 2nd in Barbie: Princess Dream 2010 championship
Will boost you for low price (Knives, dragon lores, your firstborn son, etc..)


Favourite Jokes:
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Knock Knock

Favourite Politcal Jokes:
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Epstein Didn't Kill Himself (Aint no Joke)

Favourite Song:
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Darude Sandstorm
Rarest Achievement Showcase
Recent Activity
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last played on 4 Aug
500 XP
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Mentalist™ 4 Aug @ 6:53am 
IM DELETING YOU, BROTHER! ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ████████████]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... █████████████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable ☪I could never delete you Brother!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Mujahideen👪 who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called ☁️Brother☁️ again If you get 0 Back: Juhanam for you 🚫†✡🚫 3 back: you're off the martyr list☁️💦 5 back: you have pleased Allah greatly☪
Granny tits 4 da win 14 Sep, 2023 @ 10:10am 
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Granny tits 4 da win 4 Sep, 2023 @ 8:43am 
/フフ         ム`ヽ
/ ノ) do you even lift  ) ヽ
/ |  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ノ⌒(ゝ._,ノ
/ ノ⌒7⌒ヽーく  \ /
丶_ ノ 。   ノ、 。|/
   `ヽ `ー-'_人`ーノ
    丶  ̄ _人'彡ノ.. brah?
TRANQUiliTY 13 Jan, 2022 @ 8:39am 
After a good game of CSGO, i added her because she seemed like a cool girl. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CSGO and most importantly true friendship.
I invited her to my house for a csgo lan party. She said she was coming so i was looking forward to meeting her in real life.
When she arrived at my house, she pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt her hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I pushed her and then 1 tapped her. Turns out she was a pedo. Don't trust this girl.
TRANQUiliTY 9 Jan, 2022 @ 8:31am 
📁Local Disk (C:)
└📁Program Files (x86)
⠀└📁steam
⠀⠀└📁steamapps
⠀⠀⠀└📁common
⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Counter Strike: Global Offensive
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Skill
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
📁USB (D:)
└📁CS:GO Cheats
⠀└⠀✅Aimbot
⠀└⠀✅Bhop
⠀└⠀✅Wallhack
⠀└⠀✅Triggerbot
TRANQUiliTY 3 Jan, 2022 @ 1:29pm 
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