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was playing together and i left to make a grilled cheese sandwich and he refused to pause the game and wait despite my pleading and begging to just wait a meager 2 hours, he just continued to play and ended up loosing us the mission and completely just throwing. By the time i came back not only did he not wait until i came back before he started another game, he found another 3 dudes to replace me, so obviously i became furious and started to shout at him. Then he refused to explain the situation to the other 3 dudes so i had to do it myself, luckily the 3 dudes came to my side and agreed he was ♥♥♥♥ up after explaining . So together with the other dudes we began berating him for a solid 5.34 light years at least. But then one of the dudes that were scolding him wanted to leave halfway through the scolding to take a piss!!! like wtf is that, absolutely no manners!!! people halfway doing something then he just leave like that and expect us to wait for him, bastard

anyways long story short, his fish ended up dying from anemia, i sabotaged his oven so that if it tries to heat up over 275F for more than 32mins 12s it will be rigged to turn into a freezer such that the food will end up cold by the end of the cooking, trained his cat to keep pushing stuff off the table and shelf, and every so often i come by his house to slightly reorganize his stuff so that he never remembers where it is. Stuff like controllers are put into the paper drawer, pens and pencils are placed strategically behind the computer to make it seem like it fell down, keys move from one pair of shoes to another just slightly out of reach from the gate, coffee table moved everr so slightly so that he keeps walking into it and stubbing his toe.

all in all, ♥♥♥♥ guy, but hes not bad at doki doki literature club

cool kid deserves a comment