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Calculating the entire bee movie but every bee is replaced with the shrek saga but every vowel is replaced with the entire godfather trilogy but every 10th word is replaced with the nutshack theme but every nutshack is replaced with the entire bee movie

First some data

Bee Movie:

The Bee Movie is 95Minutes long, the word Bee is said 173 Times in the bee movie, so i'm going to assume 2 minutes are lost to saying Bee total so 93minutes +

Shrek saga:

Shrek 1 is 95Minutes long and has 18139 vowels

Shrek 2 is 93Minutes long and has 12614 vowels

Shrek 3 is 93Minutes long and has 10659 vowels

Total 41412

I'm going to ignore how long it takes to say a vowel

Godfather trilogy:

GF 1 has 18694 words and is 178minutes long

GF 2 has 16682 words and is 200 minutes long

GF 3 has 15956 words and is 170 minutes long

51332 words where 5133 of them is to be replaced, i'm going to assume every words is said with equal spacing and length so we replace 10% of the movies with

The nutshack theme:

its 74 seconds long where nutshack is said 16 times assuming 1 second per

I think I have everything I need to figure this out, I think it is easier to begin from the bottom.

Length of a single nushack theme, (length of theme - time to say nutshack) + (times said nutshack multipled by length of bee movie in seconds) converted to minutes

((74-16)+(169560))/60= 1520Minutes

Length of single watch of godfather trilogy,(length of trilogy - 10%)+(length of nutshak theme * words in godfather triogy / 10)

(5480.9)+(51331520) = 7802653Minutes or 14 years

Length of shrek saga, saga length + (godfather trilogy length * vowels)

280 + (7802653 * 41412) = 323123466316minutes or 614363years

Length of bee movie, (movie length - time to say be) + (shrek saga * times said "bee")

(95-2) + (323123466316* 173) = 55900359672668minutes or about 100Million years

I'm not exactly sure about the amount of vowels and words but it's close enough, might be off by a couple %
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