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claire :) 2 Oct @ 3:10am 
Greetings, brave soul. I humbly invite you on a once-in-a-lifetime expedition into the forbidden realm known only as Low Priority Queue. Here, legends are forged amidst 5 carries, 0 supports, and a guy who insists Techies is still viable. Together, we shall endure Russian all-chat flame wars, abandoners reborn as life coaches, and that one dude who thinks buying Rapier at 12 minutes is a ‘power spike.’ Accept this cursed scroll, o comrade, and let us plunge into the shadow dimension of MMR purgatory. Victory is unlikely. Sanity is optional. Content is guaranteed. 🐀🕹️
davo_ 22 Jun, 2023 @ 5:15am 
Just heard the news bro.... i don't know how to feel about this big man.... never knew you were black,,, 😔😔😔 guess this means we can't be homies no more.... 😢 it was good while it lasted, better than good, i still remember all those nights we in vc together just chattin bout life.. but this is it bro... i've already deleted you on everythin bro... goodbye..... 😥😥
davo_ 5 Jan, 2023 @ 6:08am 
what da dawg doin
davo_ 13 Sep, 2022 @ 5:45am 
Hey bro... shame u got deported but hoping to see you again one day... don’t die on me bro I’ve had no contact in days bro please tell me you’re okay... bro... we miss you, I miss you, come home bro .
You Thought 17 Jun, 2022 @ 5:44am 
ahhh hell naaa 😂😂😳 how come 😂😂 this brother in christ look like that 🐸🐸🐸 frog 🐸🐸🐸 from rattatooie 😂😂👌💯😂😂👌😂💯💯😂👌👌😂👌😂💯😂😂👌💯💯👌👌💯😂😂💀💀💀
davo_ 14 Jun, 2022 @ 4:46am 
ahhh hell naaa 😂😂😳 how come 😂😂 this brother in christ look like that 🐸🐸🐸 frog 🐸🐸🐸 from rattatooie 😂😂👌💯😂😂👌😂💯💯😂👌👌😂👌😂💯😂😂👌💯💯👌👌💯😂😂💀💀💀
davo_ 25 Mar, 2022 @ 12:57am 
😫Fortnite Battlepass🛠
😎I just sh1t out my ass🥶
😡Booting up my PC🧐
🙏Cuz i need me 😬
😏To get that Fortnite
Battlepass😈
😅I like Fortnite 🦍
🤔Did i mention Fortnite😌
😋I like Fortnite🙄
🥱It's night time😴
⏰I mean it's 5:00 that's
basically night time🤥
😪Y'all remember Cartoon Network
Adventure Time😉
You Thought 24 Mar, 2022 @ 9:00pm 
😫Fortnite Battlepass🛠
😎I just sh1t out my ass🥶
😡Booting up my PC🧐
🙏Cuz i need me 😬
😏To get that Fortnite
Battlepass😈
😅I like Fortnite 🦍
🤔Did i mention Fortnite😌
😋I like Fortnite🙄
🥱It's night time😴
⏰I mean it's 5:00 that's
basically night time🤥
😪Y'all remember Cartoon Network
Adventure Time😉
davo_ 18 Jan, 2022 @ 7:01pm 
Hey bro... shame u got deported but hoping to see you again one day... don’t die on me bro I’ve had no contact in days bro please tell me you’re okay... bro... we miss you, I miss you, come home bro .
davo_ 27 Feb, 2021 @ 10:53pm 
A girl.... 👩AND a gamer? 🎮Whoa mama!😮😮 Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing😙! eyes pop out 😮😮😮😉AROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out 😱😱😱WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF🐶🐶 tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach😛😛😛😛😛 WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr ,🤪😜😜🤪tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart 💘 Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt😍😍😍 ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum 🥁🥁🥁 milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets 🥛🐄🥛BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ ⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️ inhales from the gas tank ⛽⛽⛽honka honka honka honka 🚕🚕masturabtes furiously 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🍆🍆💦💦💦💦ohhhh my gooooodd~😮
Genzy 27 Feb, 2021 @ 9:43pm 
A girl.... 👩AND a gamer? 🎮Whoa mama!😮😮 Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing😙! eyes pop out 😮😮😮😉AROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out 😱😱😱WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF🐶🐶 tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach😛😛😛😛😛 WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr ,🤪😜😜🤪tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart 💘 Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt😍😍😍 ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum 🥁🥁🥁 milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets 🥛🐄🥛BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ ⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️ inhales from the gas tank ⛽⛽⛽honka honka honka honka 🚕🚕masturabtes furiously 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🍆🍆💦💦💦💦ohhhh my gooooodd~😮
worm 2 Jul, 2020 @ 2:16am 
wow u a gold boi :RealPepperoni:
davo_ 21 May, 2020 @ 7:00pm 
WOW طفل كنت للتو حصلت ص / WOOOOOOSHED! تعني كلمة “Wooosh” أنك لم تحصل على النكتة ، كما في الصوت الذي تم إجراؤه عندما “نكت” woooshes فوق رأسك. أراهن أنك غبي للغاية للحصول عليه ، أحمق! نكته كانت مدروسة بعناية وأخذته ما مجموعه 3 دقائق ، يجب أن تضحك. that ما هذا؟ نكتة س
Genzy 10 Apr, 2020 @ 2:06am 
ACHOO‼️🤧🤧What was that⁉️⁉️😏😏Uh-oh 😯 looks like you just got 👀👀 corona virus 😤😜😜

Don’t you know Coronavirus 🦠 🦠 is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 💦 to America 🇺🇸⁉️🤢🤕🤒🤤 The world 🌍 HOE Organization 🙈👅 is calling HOE-VID19 🗓 a POTENTIAL PANTIE-DEMIC 👄👌👈

No more touching daddy 😩😩 🧓🏼 until you wash 🧽🧽your dirty 🐾nasty 🤢 little 🤞🏼fingers ✋🏻🤚🏻✋🏻🤚🏻for 6️⃣9️⃣ seconds with sHOEp 🧼 and water 💧 👅 otherwise it doesn’t count 🤡🤡🤡

Time to stop 🛑 spreading the germs 🤮🥴🤒and start spreading 😧your legs🤤🦶🏽🦵🏻because everyone 👩‍🦰👨‍🏫🦹🏾‍♂🧜🏼‍♂is TWERKING 😈😈from home 🏡

SEND THIS TO 1️⃣0️⃣ other coronavirus cucks 👉🏾👌🏻otherwise the coronavirus🙀🙀 is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ for you 🍆🍑🍆
davo_ 10 Apr, 2020 @ 1:47am 
I don't give Coronavirus permission to infect me, my family, or any people I know, both of the past and the future. By this statement, I give notice to the coronavirus that it is strictly forbidden to infect me, infect anybody close to me, make me ill, send me, or any of my family members into quatantine, or take any other action against me on the basis of my body and/or its contents. The wellness of my body is private and confidential. The violation if this privacy can be punished by law (UCC 1-308-1 1 308-103 and the Rome statute). Note: Coronavirus is now an epidemic. All members must post a note like this. If you prefer, you can copy and paste this version. If you do not publish a statement at least once, you have given the tacit agreement allowing you to be infected, as well as all your friends on Steam page. Do not share. You have to copy.
davo_ 10 Jan, 2020 @ 6:03am 
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davo_ 13 Oct, 2019 @ 3:46am 
h-hewwo...owunce of weed pwease >///< arigato... dealer-kun puts weedie-chan in bong and inhales waaah!! (╯✧▽✧)╯ daisuki cannabis desu~! (^ ω ^ )uwaaa! weedie-chan i feel so kimochi!!(〃°ω°〃) hehe~ ur deep inside me now x3 weedie-chans drug ♥♥♥♥♥ is so good! (ノ´ з )ノ
davo_ 30 Aug, 2019 @ 7:53am 
republish this to ur r*tart friend's steam profile if you think that family guy is the most epicest show of all time!!! and that anime SUCKS
davo_ 15 Aug, 2019 @ 2:25am 
0w0 what's this. Hewwo mista big scarwy hunter, please don't shoot me ~w~. nuzzles your rifle ○w○ it's so BIG, I bet I fires a 5.56 round. OwO is this a pistol in your pants °w°?. unzips your jeans WOWWiE that's no pistol thats a 50 calabwer ●д●. rubs on your "50 cal." 0w0 it's grwowing. It's sooo big. puts mouth on it mmfmmfmf itfs sfoo mmmf tasty! pushes it to the back of throat Its so yummy nummy! hunter pulls down my pants mista hunter what are you doing. pushes me on my back and inserts his large rifle into my hole OooOoOoO >W< IT feels soo good. Please go faster. Make love pudding and make me your pretty plaything. pwease put some rifle grease into my hole and all over my body! 0w0 it's twitching, I CAN FEEL IT TWITCHING IN MY HOLE the hunter takes one large thrust and proceeds to overflow my butt >w< I'm...im sprays grease all over myself, from my bewwy button to my forehead out of breath thanks for hunting me mista hunter, you can hunt me anytime. ♡W♡
gh0stdan 21 Feb, 2019 @ 3:53pm 
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davo_ 21 Feb, 2019 @ 3:37am 
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gh0stdan 22 Jan, 2019 @ 5:18pm 
oi
davo_ 10 Jan, 2019 @ 7:24am 
ʰᵉˡˡᵒ ᵐʸ ᶠʳᶦᵉⁿᵈ ʰᵒʷ ᵃʳᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᵈᵒᶦⁿᵍˀ ᶦᵗ ᶦˢ ᵐᵉ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᶠʳᶦᵉⁿᵈ ᶠʳᵒ ᵘᵏʳᵃᶦⁿᵉ :⁾ ᵐᵉˢˢᵃᵍᵉ ᵐᵉ ᶦᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᵃⁿᵗ ᵗᵒ ᵖˡᵃʸ ᶜˢᵍᵒ ᵃᵍᵃᶦⁿ ʸᵉˢˀ ʷᵉ ʳᵘˢʰ ᵇ ᵗᵒᵍᵉᵗʰᵉʳ ᵐʸ ᶠʳᶦᵉⁿᵈ :⁾ ᵈᵒ ⁿᵒᵗ ᶠᵒʳᵍᵉᵗ
CalamityCannonKiwi 10 Oct, 2018 @ 4:26am 
BOO!! Sorry did I scare you?! WASSUP GURL😉😉😊 ITS COCKTOBER 😈🌚🍂🍃🍁
AND IF YOU👈🏽 ARE GETTING THIS👇🏽😘 IT MEANS UR A HALLOWEEN
👻🎃
HOE😏😩👅💦
every year in Cocktober the jack o s1ut🎃 comes to life🙀😻🙌🏽 👏👏🙌🏽
coming to harvest 🍁🍂🍃 his hoes for THOT-O-WEEN😏😏💥💥 🎈🎂🎉
send this to 10 other Halloween Hoes or else you a TRICK🎃 👻👻 🎃
IF YOU GET 4 BACK UR A THOT-O-WEEN TREAT😋
IF YOU GET 6 BACK UR A S1UTTY WITCH B1TCH👄😍✨🔮
BUT IF YOU GET 10 BACK UR THE SPOOKIEST S1UT ON THE BLOCK😜💦⚰🎉🎉💯🎃
If you don’t send this to 1⃣0⃣other thots💁😩👄 you will get NO D1CK 👋 this bangoween
Genzy 10 Oct, 2018 @ 3:39am 
BOO!! Sorry did I scare you?! WASSUP GURL😉😉😊 ITS COCKTOBER 😈🌚🍂🍃🍁
AND IF YOU👈🏽 ARE GETTING THIS👇🏽😘 IT MEANS UR A HALLOWEEN
👻🎃
HOE😏😩👅💦
every year in Cocktober the jack o s1ut🎃 comes to life🙀😻🙌🏽 👏👏🙌🏽
coming to harvest 🍁🍂🍃 his hoes for THOT-O-WEEN😏😏💥💥 🎈🎂🎉
send this to 10 other Halloween Hoes or else you a TRICK🎃 👻👻 🎃
IF YOU GET 4 BACK UR A THOT-O-WEEN TREAT😋
IF YOU GET 6 BACK UR A S1UTTY WITCH B1TCH👄😍✨🔮
BUT IF YOU GET 10 BACK UR THE SPOOKIEST S1UT ON THE BLOCK😜💦⚰🎉🎉💯🎃
If you don’t send this to 1⃣0⃣other thots💁😩👄 you will get NO D1CK 👋 this bangoween
surfing on ur mums tits 9 Oct, 2018 @ 10:25am 
ohh man... I miss u bro... its weird playing games without you..... it was so hard at your funeral bro.... your mum was so sad and i didn't know what to say but i said a few words about our old antics... miss you bro i wish you could just come back and play some games one last time i would give anything for that... i don't know if theres afterlife or something but.. I really miss u man give me the strength to achieve my dreams bro i just want you around again... lifes not the same without you.... cya bro will never forget you..
CalamityCannonKiwi 26 Sep, 2018 @ 10:53pm 
rest in spagetti never forgetti
Arakon7 3 Aug, 2018 @ 12:29pm 
gay
davo_ 14 Jun, 2018 @ 8:19am 
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post this windmill on 5 other profiles to keep steam properly air conditioned !!!!!!!!!
CalamityCannonKiwi 11 Jun, 2018 @ 11:41pm 
mmmmm sand time eat sand yes
davo_ 11 Jun, 2018 @ 6:09am 
mmmmm sand time eat sand yes
CalamityCannonKiwi 15 May, 2018 @ 10:48pm 
Today we are yet again reminded of what a Powerful GOD we serve! HE is the Alfa and the Omega and all praise to Lord Jesus our Savior and King! Praise his Holy Name
davo_ 15 May, 2018 @ 6:10am 
Today we are yet again reminded of what a Powerful GOD we serve! HE is the Alfa and the Omega and all praise to Lord Jesus our Savior and King! Praise his Holy Name
kai 12 May, 2018 @ 8:32pm 
ur mum gay
CalamityCannonKiwi 7 May, 2018 @ 11:41pm 
Hmmmm yes... I agree... shallow AND jeff
TinyTankz 7 Apr, 2018 @ 11:32pm 
You being ashamed to send your tit pic is misogynistic. If you were really a feminist, you would be comfortable showing us your body. Breasts are not sexual body parts. They're something everyone has. Don't let your internal misogyny stop you from sending nudes. Boobs are boobs and you need to learn a thing or two about feminism
davo_ 3 Apr, 2018 @ 7:07pm 
i agree on this game it is so trash and i waste a ton of money on this game and all it does is pay to win, im knoncked two teaamx fighti g anf them the guy kils me i insatnyly break my ps4 controller and uninstall it is the worst game i have ever played on console i wasted a total of 3304 this game is abusultute garbage. and i am never playing ever agian you are right this game is so bad it isnt even funny its unrealistic and horrible how they cant fix joining people i shoot a guy with a pump in the head it does a 6 damage headshot it is so garbage i hope the creator dies
davo_ 17 Jan, 2018 @ 7:50am 
hello my friend how are you doing? it is me your friend fro ukraine :) message me if you want to play csgo again yes? we rush b together my friend :) do not forget
davo_ 17 Jan, 2018 @ 6:59am 
wow hey bro I miss u bro hope that homework is going well bro but man I miss u so much bro when will u come back to us bro it's hard without u bro.... I just wanna play dota with u again bro why did u have to leave us bro study is ♥♥♥♥ bro were better we need you bro....
davo_ 15 Jan, 2018 @ 5:52am 
i will kill you ♥♥♥♥♥ weebaru tell me where you live i will rape u do not say such thing baout my mother again unless you want this to happen to you ok?..... i will give you one oppotunity to apologis to me and my mother...
kai 15 Jan, 2018 @ 2:30am 
i will kill you ♥♥♥♥♥ weebaru tell me where you live i will rape u do not say such thing baout my mother again unless you want this to happen to you ok?..... i will give you one oppotunity to apologis to me and my mother...
davo_ 14 Jan, 2018 @ 11:17pm 
wtf you're mom gay
CalamityCannonKiwi 4 Jan, 2018 @ 6:22pm 
',:^)
davo_ 4 Jan, 2018 @ 6:19pm 
',:^)
theGuywithaSuit 1 Jan, 2018 @ 4:46pm 
what did i just read
CalamityCannonKiwi 20 Dec, 2017 @ 10:21pm 
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davo_ 20 Dec, 2017 @ 8:08am 
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CalamityCannonKiwi 5 Dec, 2017 @ 8:51pm 
HAHA you think this is me? Cmon sweaty its an 'Avatar' . Lol. You really have no idea what you're talking about.
davo_ 5 Dec, 2017 @ 8:58am 
HAHA you think this is me? Cmon sweaty its an 'Avatar' . Lol. You really have no idea what you're talking about.