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Recent reviews by Swirls

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27 people found this review helpful
14 people found this review funny
4.7 hrs on record
This game made me realize I can't trust any of my friends. ♥♥♥♥ you guys, I'm never playing anything with ya'll again.

10/10, would break my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ keyboard again
Posted 24 March. Last edited 24 March.
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3 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
0.2 hrs on record
Even if you held me hostage, kept my family at gunpoint, and threatened to burn an orphanage in front of my eyes, you still couldn't force me to play this piece of ♥♥♥♥ scam again.

-69/1337, would rather castrate myself with a butter knife over playing this "game" again.
Posted 12 November, 2023.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
352.3 hrs on record (240.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Absolutely amazing game, even though it's not even finished yet. Literally hours of fun and it constantly keeps you busy with something, willingly. You're not on a timer and there's nothing that's forcing you to continue until you feel that the time is right to do so.

The in-game environment is downright stunning at times, so even outside of building factories, it's very much worth exploring the world just for the fun of it.

The game is quite well optimized, even with a ton of machinery running, I'm still getting very playable framerates on a very average computer:
i5 8400, RX 580 8GB, 16GB RAM

Bottom line: I don't understand this games ability to take away hours upon hours of my life, but gosh, I simply love it. Get it, it's amazing. It's a solid 9.5/10.
Posted 10 August, 2023.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
634.8 hrs on record (96.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Great game! It was really optimized quite well recently. Basically completely playable now.
Posted 28 January, 2020. Last edited 9 February, 2020.
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5 people found this review helpful
1,732.6 hrs on record (468.1 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
Game sucks, cheaters everywhere. ♥♥♥♥ csgo, I should have quit this game ages ago.
Posted 10 November, 2017.
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This review has been banned by a Steam moderator for violating the Steam Terms of Service. It cannot be modified by the reviewer.
5 people found this review helpful
140.3 hrs on record (98.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
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Posted 29 October, 2016. Last edited 29 October, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
174.1 hrs on record (132.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I love this game. Congragulations, Nelson for a single guy you make really good games. Unturned is only getting better after every new update, because of all of the new content which gets added: new guns, new maps, new vehicles To be honest i would pay for a game like this if it wasnt free (I know that the gold update isnt free but I mean the actual game. I would recommend this game to everyone who likes zombie-survival-crafting games. Everyone should atleast try it, its free XD
Posted 27 November, 2015. Last edited 12 November, 2016.
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