Hey Swartaazz, just thought you'd want to know—I passed your house earlier and noticed your trash bin looked pretty depressed. I tried cheering it up by reading poetry, but your neighbors called the cops because apparently "reading Shakespeare to garbage cans at midnight" is "suspicious behavior." Honestly, some people just don't get art. Anyway, if you see a patrol car nearby, maybe don't mention my name.

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So this guy shows up at my doorstep, asking me if I want to buy off-brand vacuum bags. I tell him "no, I use a vacuum that doesn't need vacuum bags".. He starts screaming about baphomet, takes off all his clothes and begins masturbating furiously. What a riot huh?

Eh, and I know Karma's gonna get me back for being so cold, eh
Like a big, bad wolf, I'm born to be bad, yeah, bad to the bone, eh
If you fall for me, I'm only gonna tear you apart, eh
Told ya from the start, eh

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