I'm illegal. Thank god we have the internet.

Where I can watch grandma being ♥♥♥♥♥♥ by a midget in the back of that Corvette.

Damn, this ♥♥♥♥♥ is old but she's super wet.

Now the midget's dead, drowned in her ♥♥♥♥♥ sweat.

I'm illegal 'cause my ♥♥♥♥ is so fat.

Yesterday with your sister, we had this bet

That I could ♥♥♥♥ her so hard that she would hyperventilate.