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the legend is back

Her: Oh Maxi, I'm so sad. This is the one year anniversary of the death of my beloved. He was my everything.

Me: Oh no! That's so sad! Did you want to talk about it, <her name>?

Her: Thanks so much, yes.

Me: What was he like?

Her: He had gorgeous blonde hair with dark streaks, he was lean and strong, and he had such a twinkle in his eyes. He and I really shared a special bond.

Me: He sounds wonderful. :) What a lucky lady you are to have known him.

Her: I know! He was so beautiful. Our love was so pure and we made such beautiful sex together.

Me: Wow! He sounds like a really special guy!

Her: I especially loved the way he wagged his tail at me every time I came home from work.

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