"Only real men have piss fetishes"- Demolition D+ (2k15)
"I swear if you don't have amber I'm gonna blow up your house"- Eric (7/2/15)
"How weeaboo do you wanna get?"- Eric (7/5/15)
"I keep an umbrella in my back pocket in case I get the ♥♥♥♥♥ too wet"- tyrone shoelaces (7/16/15)
"i will never forgive you lol be back if u on still p's u have genital warts now we are even for tricking me go a head check your ♥♥♥♥ i watch chris angel son"- I_ram_cats (7/17/15)
"bad woop ass in any time little ♥♥♥♥♥"- Jessie (10/10/15)
"I keep gettin speared in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!"- Eric (10/11/15)
"Talos leads the penis of my fire in the opening easy her slip."-titan451 (10/12/15)
"It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize that there is always a way to solve a problem without using violence." -Tyrone Shoelaces (10/29/15)
"I was looking forward to the quote on quote one eighth of an orgasm a sneeze provides"-Northern Lion (11/2/15)
"-leans back in recliner-"- noritox van silvera' (10/13/15)
"Good thing i bought so many keys, cause we just got some keys, but actually I'm not displeased with these keys, and the reasons for that are these, 'Now we can open many doors on future floors.'"- Northern Lion (11/21/15)
"many gamers suffer from what is called "Dunning-Kruger Effect", in which unskilled individuals suffer from illusory superiority, mistakenly assesing their ability to be much higher than it really is. "- Lowerfuzzball (12/14/15)
"♫I don't want anybody else. When I think about, Doc, I ♥♥♥♥ myself, ooooohohoh♫"- Eric (12/16/15)
"This kid is literally a pterodactyl," said Rem. "♫Dat can only mean 1 ting♫," said Eric (12/22/15)
"Ruba-dub-dub, get in my tub," said Eric. "I don't think that's how it goes,"said Rem. "That's how mine goes ;),"replied Eric (2/7/16 1:39a.m.)
"A bountiful chest suits a blonde-haired beauty perfectly."- Afgimojas (NA)
"I don't know where I'm goin with this rap, go to Wendy's and get that 2 dolla chicken wrap,"- Remitto (2/13/16)
"Because the wave has a up and down,"- Jia (2/17/16)
"Even when he's down he's like nah"- Tom (3/31/16)
"I'll kill you so hard, you'll die from death"- Jia (4/18/16)
"Having big tits because you're fat is like having a fast car because it's falling off a cliff."- Anonymous (12/27/15)
"It's the 5 MG strat!!!"- Cheerios69 (5/19/16)
"Naturally flavored with natural flavors"- Orange Crush (NA)
"DROEN"- CS (6/20/16)
"Hoho! My temple is finally complete"- Tom (7/25/16)
"There's never a wrong hole"- Fryin (8/13/16)
"Rook could be good"- Killer-Gym-Sox (8/14/16)
"I'm hangin' in there, but the noose is gettin' a bit tight"- Helen (8/26/16)
"Know not thy rump, never shalt thou triumph"- Kobayakawa (10/13/16)
"Women ruin everything they get into, that's why men go into women"- Taylor Frank (11/2/16)
"I think once we are both hard about it, he'll see that and get solid chub status"- Tom (12/11/16)
"Why do chicken coups have 2 doors? Because, if they had 4 doors they would be called a chicken sedan!"- Random Customer (12/20/16)
"Somebody kill me please"- Rubber.Stamp (1/3/17)
"The sooner begun, the sooner done."- Farengar (1/9/17)
"I found a new fun"- Jia (4/5/17)
"you can escape from a boring job and a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ wife, but you can't escape from a child"- MrCounterMax (5/1/17)
"You crazy little walnut"- Paulie (6/23/17)
"You ever thing about if you put a toothpick underneath your big toenail and just kicked a wall as hard as you could?"- Ryab (7/13/17)
"Winners have more fun" - Sergio (7/17/19)
"Anything can be fun if you add a list of things to do" - Nick (9/6/19)
"It's a yeet or be yeeted world. If you don't want to be yeeted, you gotta prove to the other people you're not a yeetable target at the present moment" - Northern
"Say what you will about Switzerland, but the flag is a big plus" - NL (11/16/19)
"He cannot die, he has to fart" - NL (1/13/17)
"Weebs control the memes, and memes control the masses." - Mr.Sus (10/4/21)
"no art, no depthness in color" - Jia (1/5/24)