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Look mom, I made a silly face!

You successfully posed with a silly face, yay you!
Se desbloqueó el 11 JUL a las 3:16 p. m.

You don't even have to ask

You accidentally(?) sent Lucas a naughty picture of yourself. You're lucky he's a decent lad.
Se desbloqueó el 11 JUL a las 3:05 p. m.

Did I ask for your help?

You (quite rudely) told the tutorial guy to buzz off. I mean, how dare he try and help you, am I right?
Se desbloqueó el 11 JUL a las 7:32 p. m.

Inevitable

You completed episode 1. It was of course, inevitable.
Se desbloqueó el 11 JUL a las 3:44 p. m.

Nobody blackmails me, bitch

You stood your ground and didn't let Vivian have her way with you.
Se desbloqueó el 11 JUL a las 3:59 p. m.

Slappity Slap!

You slapped something quite peachy. In fact, you slapped it 5 times in a row!
Se desbloqueó el 11 JUL a las 6:35 p. m.

Jesus, what is wrong with you?

And then I saw red... I slapped dat ass, by the gods did I slap dat ass! 20 Times in a row I did!
Se desbloqueó el 11 JUL a las 6:35 p. m.

No guts, no glory!

Glory is all that matters. Not even screaming women will stand in your way.
Se desbloqueó el 11 JUL a las 4:17 p. m.

Smoking Kills

Remember kids, smoking kills. Also, try not to stick your special tool into a random hole four times in a row. Three is the magic number.
Se desbloqueó el 11 JUL a las 4:18 p. m.

Pretend

You completed episode 2. Or at the very least, you pretended.
Se desbloqueó el 11 JUL a las 4:59 p. m.

Beaver Damned

You insisted on being a good samaritan, but in reality you simply used coitus preventus as your cliterference totally beaver damned Lateshya.
Se desbloqueó el 11 JUL a las 5:18 p. m.

Lost

You lost your way, just like a green haired swordsman. Next time try to look at the address before going somewhere new.
Se desbloqueó el 11 JUL a las 5:19 p. m.

Queen of Hell

Truly a hellish achievement! Your mind never once wandered off the righteous path and your little friend remained in hibernation.
Se desbloqueó el 11 JUL a las 6:59 p. m.

A most powerful imagination

Imagination can carry you to worlds that never were. But one might wonder, what do we miss, while we're there?
Se desbloqueó el 11 JUL a las 5:27 p. m.

Debt Repaid

You owed a favor and now you don't. If only paying off debt could always feel this good.
Se desbloqueó el 11 JUL a las 7:11 p. m.

Fountain of Love

You journeyed to the edge of the universe, where no man has gone before. What you found there was but a fountain. A fountain of love. And now you're wet.
Se desbloqueó el 11 JUL a las 7:23 p. m.

Drugs are lethal

Everybody knows that if you do ALL the damn drugs, you are going to slip on a banana peel and die. Happens every time. You idiot.
Se desbloqueó el 11 JUL a las 6:17 p. m.

Call Me

Call me, maybe...? Baby...? Why won't you call me?
Se desbloqueó el 11 JUL a las 6:23 p. m.

Promise

You completed episode 3. Don't panic, there is still more, I promise.
Se desbloqueó el 11 JUL a las 6:24 p. m.



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