sorry

who up securing containing and protecting they five thousand

i came out as a furry today and all the kids from the neighborhood attacked me and stole my tail, land of the free??? more like land of the hate. death to america and all its fash. i don't care what you say, being furry is more than a hobby, its a life style. i wake up every wanting to be born an animal but one day elon musk will allow it. maybe someday i can marry my dog.

No, you’re NOT a real gamer.

I’m so sick of all these people that tho k they’re gamers. No, you’re not. Most of you are not even close to being gamers. I see these people saying “I put well over 100 hours in this game, it’s great!” that’s nothing, most of us can easily put 300+ hours in all our games. I see people who only have a Nintendo Switch and claim to be gamers. Come talk to me when you pick up a PS4 controller then we be friends.

Also DEAR ALL WOMEN: Pokémon is not a real game. Animal Crossing is not a real game. The Sims is not a real game. Mario is not a real game. Stardew valley is not a real game. Mobile games are NOT.REAL.GAMES. put down the baby games and play something that requires challenge and skill for once.

Sincerely, all of the ACTUAL gamers.

stinky fish man