Bro I'm so tired of this dogsh!t. Every debate is like "hur hur this is a mismatchike a h-bomb vs a coughing baby."

Dude, the H-Bomb has ZERO feats. People will wank that sh!t to multi-city level by doing pixel scaling of smoke in a picture. That's the most stupidest powerscaling I've ever seen. The baby's marginal IQ and Battle IQ is infinitely superior to 0 IQ.

But okay, let's say someone is there to assist the H-Bomb in going off. Hell, let's give it A WHOLE AIRPLANE TO DROP IT. How many people have actually been killed by an H-Bomb? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Zero. It has no feats. It could be plankton level for all we know. "but this person said it's the most powerful weapon ever built". Hey DOOFUS, the baby can bench-press Jupiter. Is that true? No. But people can say whatever they want. It doesn't mean anything. Babies are intelligent enough to ask for help, or crawl around. Catch that? They can actually MOVE. ON THEIR OWN. By definition the baby just speedblitzes.

Baby wins low diff NEXT

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Last night I was chatting up the cute employee at my local gym. I asked her if she could pull up the latest Civ 5 Game on the 100" TV. She agreed and I crushed my PR with ease. Suddenly I was surrounded by my bros and every girl at the gym congratulating me on my PR. Before long, a shrill 'EXCUSE ME' cut through the celebrations and the gym went quiet. A short and lanky figure stood before me wearing an Dota 2 shirt (which was stained). He pointed a gnarled finger at me and spoke, "how dare you exemplify such toxic masculinity?!". I approached him slowly. I stood towering over him, like a Giant Death Robot over some warriors. "Why dont you just go hide in fountain?" I asked softly. He screamed before tripping over his own feet to scurry away. He sprinted toward the exit of the gym on all fours while the crowd jeered at him. I reflected there and pondered if I could have been that man in another life. If I had installed Dota 2 and been stricken with this vile virgin curse.

This is cope. You are trying to pretend that you're part of a vast group that encompasses all of humanity except for the tiny insignificant amount of people who disagree with you. This is to make yourself feel better about your own ignorant decision to play Dota 2 instead of Smite 2. You're actually just telling yourself that surely you didn't make a mistake because the smartest people in the world have saved you with their miracle of Dota 2. You trusted the smartest people! How could you have made a mistake? Ignoring the fact that you never talked to a single scientist or doctor about Dota 2. You just swallowed whatever propaganda you saw on TV or on the internet. Which is ironic, because you probably believe that's what the Dota 2 Players have done.

Your hostility is just a projection of fear. Fear that you have completely destroyed your mind based on a single ignorant decision you made.

What a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ useless Mirana pick, keep playing like that and go back to herald brainless trash of a support, you are you brainless friends, TRASH NA PLAYER

Quite literally quivered in my boots seeing that I was facing up against this guy. He didn't even realize he was playing Dota 2 and kept on referencing the heroes by some weird game. Blademaster? Thrall? Who the ♥♥♥♥ is that.

Just Shut the ♥♥♥♥ up....is what I would have typed if I had the time too. They quite literally fountain doved us and kept living. I was in shock. I quickly typed with my cheeto encrusted hands how this could have happened saying he was hacking, that he sucked, to use a real name instead of 'Suna.' All of that just didn't register with them apparently. I couldn't do anything so I did the one thing I could do.

I went onto his profile and typed this message out. If you are reading this, get your prayer beads and begin to pray and do not stop praying until you reach that 10th bead. It was already over. This person will make sure to wait out your dodge just to go against you and destroy you.

DO NOT. I REPEAT, DO NOT TRY TO PSYCHE OUT THIS MONSTER

best animal i saw in my life, hit

worst animal i saw in my life, dodge

why is every single rogue a f king outmeme le pirate roughe ebin eyepatch yarrrr me hearties bones-rolling???EVERY SINGLE ONE. dont see any other rogues, just LE EBIG POIRATE ARRRRR. im so SICK OF THEM. EVERYWHERE I GO. outmemes and their saber slashes making that *shink* sound. and dice popping all over the place so they can get their meme buffs. and then suddenly LE PISTOL SHOT FROM 1000 YARDS AWAY LOL STUNNED FOREVER EBIN!!!!! LE PISTOLERO!!!!!! ARRRRRR I BE A PIRATE!!!!!! RUN YE SCURVY DOGS THROUGH FOR HALF YE HEALTH POOL YARRRR *grappling hooks behind you* NOTHIN PERSONELL YE LANDLUBBER

are rogues just in such a terible place SO they're forced into THE LITERAL REDDDIT SPEC? is outmeme doing more dps than the other specs? or is it just the YO HO HO AND A BOTTLE OF LE RUM YAR HAR FIDDLE DEE DEE I ARE A PIRATE SWAB LE POOPDECK MATIES UPBOATS ON THE PORTSIDE BATTEN LE HATCHES XDD ARRR LE PIRATE YARR HAR LE SHARKS IN LE WATER LE SCURVY JOLLY ROGER AR THE SEAS BE CHOPY

PLAYER NO KNOW HOW TO USE TRINKETS DO NOT PLAY THIS PLAYER

IDIOT PLAYER. DONT PLAY WITH THIS PLAYER. RUINER

就从今天开始我和闺蜜决定一起找做爱爸爸，最好是外地的，不想遇见熟人，年龄大于23岁的+我 QQ 1 1 9 4 6 4 7 3 0 8

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Last night I was chatting up the cute employee at my local gym. I asked her if she could pull up the latest Civ 5 Game on the 100" TV. She agreed and I crushed my PR with ease. Suddenly I was surrounded by my bros and every girl at the gym congratulating me on my PR. Before long, a shrill 'EXCUSE ME' cut through the celebrations and the gym went quiet. A short and lanky figure stood before me wearing a Warcraft shirt (which was stained). He pointed a gnarled finger at me and spoke, "how dare you exemplify such toxic masculinity?!". I approached him slowly. I stood towering over him, like a Giant Death Robot over some warriors. "Why dont you ask Bolvar to save you?" I asked softly. He screamed before tripping over his own feet to scurry away. He sprinted toward the exit of the gym on all fours while the crowd jeered at him. I reflected there and pondered if I could have been that man in another life. If I had installed Warcraft and been stricken with that vile virgin curse.

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