wintermute
doobiephunk//jaysus_keiko
Phoenix Islands, Kiribati
:confedflag::confedflag:JD-[JD-CAV]LtCol. Wintermute:confedflag::confedflag:
tfw a tradcath wignat jelqs off his latinx swarthy italiophobic ganglogoyim femcel but xi is schizomaxxing & girlbosses xeir way into agartha but H-mans bussy was dilating & flopping so you larp as a garf pagang femboy who's vrillginity sneeds & glarps into a hyperborean incel with morbing flesh :lma_sadface::lma_sadface::lma_sadface:
:confedflag::confedflag:JD-[JD-CAV]LtCol. Wintermute:confedflag::confedflag:
tfw a tradcath wignat jelqs off his latinx swarthy italiophobic ganglogoyim femcel but xi is schizomaxxing & girlbosses xeir way into agartha but H-mans bussy was dilating & flopping so you larp as a garf pagang femboy who's vrillginity sneeds & glarps into a hyperborean incel with morbing flesh :lma_sadface::lma_sadface::lma_sadface:
TacticalPotato 4 Jun @ 6:36pm 
-rep LBGTQABC member who loves bbc and fat white chicks
RemixAlert 22 May @ 9:52pm 
hey 😳 so this is probably wildly out of pocket but i saw your profile and immediately went “oh no, he’s hot and plays war of rights??” like sir. sir. you’re out here looking like a gay union soldier who’s about to break my heart on the battlefield. how dare you.

MARCHING into digital cannon fire together in full 1860s cosplay. peak romance honestly??

imagine: you and me, shoulder to shoulder in the union line, muskets loaded, me sneaking glances at you while pretending to focus on orders. maybe we die tragically in-game, maybe i carry your wounded body into the woods and whisper “i always loved you” over proximity voice chat. who knows. anything’s possible.

i swear i’m mostly normal. just gay. and weak for handsome men who know the difference between a Springfield and an Enfield.

anyway, no pressure, but if you ever want to talk, game, or re-enact a homoerotic civil war moment with me, here’s my Discord 🫡🌈
*StonedKills* Cheddar Bob 22 May @ 5:32pm 
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Alabama 6 Apr @ 3:33pm 
The fitness gram 😆🍆 cummy test💦 is a multistage sex position 😻 that progressively gets more difficult as 💓daddy gets 😵😵 harder. The 20 meter 😍 💦 ♥♥♥♥ will line up with your🍎💧ass in 30 seconds. Lube up for daddy 💗🍆. The 👊💦 riding speed starts slowly but progressively gets harder as 😉😝 daddy gets worked up. Remember not to 😲 ♥♥♥ early or else 😩 daddy will 👏💦 spank you. After you hear 💖☺ daddy moan, then you can 🍆💦 ♥♥♥. The cowboy👅 position will begin now.On your mark, Get ready 😭🍆, start💦 for daddy💙!
DeezNutz420 6 Apr @ 3:33pm 
The fitness gram 😆🍆 cummy test💦 is a multistage sex position 😻 that progressively gets more difficult as 💓daddy gets 😵😵 harder. The 20 meter 😍 💦 ♥♥♥♥ will line up with your🍎💧ass in 30 seconds. Lube up for daddy 💗🍆. The 👊💦 riding speed starts slowly but progressively gets harder as 😉😝 daddy gets worked up. Remember not to 😲 ♥♥♥ early or else 😩 daddy will 👏💦 spank you. After you hear 💖☺ daddy moan, then you can 🍆💦 ♥♥♥. The cowboy👅 position will begin now.On your mark, Get ready 😭🍆, start💦 for daddy💙!
TacticalPotato 15 Mar @ 4:42pm 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx