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代打上的大师 ，没点实力 菜狗一个 fw

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hey

hi, added :)

hi :3 can i have ur doppler

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SUMIDUMI

BAANANANNANANASUMIII

tickles your feets

looks away shyly

bad at csgo

Signed :) lets play csgo

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

i heard u gotta jump into ur jeans, im trynna see whats up

give me your csgo skins i know yo as dont play that no mo

mwah

would marry this pro epic gamer....

Hi! I saw you were looking for a Boyfriend. So maybe I'd give it a shot, I mean you're really cute and friendly. I really like anime like you do! So, um.. Can we date? I'm sure we'll be the best otaku couple! We can listen to anime songs and maybe watch some Naruto and Dbz. Do you like those animes? It's okay if not.. Maybe we can watch something much more like hentai or not. I don't want to seem like your horny average guy, so we can watch something innocent. Maybe bleach.. Heh. You're so kawaii, y'know? I just want to kiss your face and call you my kohai. Would you like me to be your senpai boyfriend? I think it'll be really kawaii. I think I love you, kohai. Please make me happy and date a fellow otaku.

:3

+rep add for trade

+rep asian female

-rep ; bad player

hmmmm milkies...

Mmmmmmm suckies bigg honkies mommy milky yum yum suckles ferociously I love mommy milky yum yum creamy goodness pees pants oh no biggy mommy pls wipy me peepee sh itss in jeans oh mommy pls I made a stinky ooopsy poopsy wipey. Momma momma biggy mommy Bobbie mommy milk squirt in mouth while cleaning poopoo oh mommy thankie for stanky cleanie

Look at your dıck! It's so hard (´ ε ` ) It's unbelievably hard... and so... so little (＞﹏＜) Has it always looked like that? It doesn't look proportioned for your body (｡•́︿•̀｡) Your dıck is so little and... you're an adult... like-- (・_・;) why is it so small? :c Is it still growing? Oh-- that's just the way it looks? :o No wonder why you don't have a girlfriend! (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄) Ah, now I understand! I always thought you were just a loser :3 But you really are a loser. A small dıck... pathetic... loser (／ω＼)

hello I'm sorry to bother with your comments and i'm sorry I didn't get the let's talk but I'm no expert but you know if it comes in a couple weeks I would not be surprised that the people at all the were saying it would not have either been the case for me to bring my friend to it

‼️‼️HOLY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUKKING JOJO REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 JOJO IS THE BEST ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ANIME 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 JOSUKE IS SO BADASSSSS 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎👊👊👊👊👊 ORAORAORAORAORALORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 😩😩😩😩 MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA 🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Does anyone else have an asian targeting system? You know, the ability to walk into a room full of people and with in seconds spot the only two asian men in there, regardless of how attractive they are. It's like a switch gets flipped and everytime you walk down the street you notice every asian guy, thinking he'll be kpop, and you've spotted the twentieth one when your friend mentions the one you saw 10 seconds earlier. It can be annoying sometimes. Please tell me I aint alone.

Hello! I love your profile. You seem like such a very kind and friendly person and I would love to have the chance to chat with you sometime as you seem like a very sociable and fun person to chat and game with. Hope you have a great day! nice boobs btw

Infinite poop. You sit on the toilet to poop, but the poop never stops coming out of your butt. You have to start flushing the toilet every two minutes to keep up. You try to pinch your butt closed but that makes your insides hurt. The poop accelerates. You call 911. The paramedics call for doctors. The doctors call for specialists. The story trends on Twitter. You turn down talk show appearances. Your septic tank fails. People form a cult. Your toilet is finished.

Volunteers arrive with buckets and shovels. You are completely used to the smell. The poop accelerates. You are moved to a stepladder with a hole in the top step. The poop accelerates. The shovelers abandon the buckets and shovel directly out the window. The poop accelerates. A candlelight vigil forms around your house. One of the workers falls over and can't free himself. The poop accelerates. A priest knocks over the stepladder and tackles you out the window. You land in the pile. The poop accelerates. The force now propels you forward and upward. Vigil goers grab at your legs. The poop ignites from their candles. The Facebook live event hits 1 million viewers. The poop accelerates. You are 30 feet in the air. The fire engulfs the vigil and your house. 60 feet. The poop accelerates. The torrent underneath you is deafening.

5 million Facebook live viewers. You try to close up shop but your butthole disintegrated long ago. 120 feet up. Your house explodes. The poop accelerates. 1000 feet. You are now tracked on radar. You try to change your angle of ascent but you should have thought of that way earlier. The poop accelerates. 4,000 feet. NORAD upgrades to DEFCON 3. Concentric circles of fire engulf your city. The poop accelerates. You have broken the sound barrier. 30,000 feet. You no longer take in enough oxygen to sustain consciousness. 60,000 feet. CNN is reporting on all the world records you've broken. 200,000 feet. You are no longer alive. The poop accelerates. Your body disintegrates but your poop contrail remains. NASA can no longer track you. You break the light-speed barrier and we can no longer bear witness. The poop accelerates. Forever.

The universe is a complex place. For billions of years it has existed, and countless millions of wonders call it home. On one small planet, life evolved. The dominate species is called a "human," and they have many creative ideas. Some, however, comment 'poo poo caca' on others' Steam profiles and deserve to die for crimes against the universe.

sup

When I was 13 and going through my "try to imitate how I imagine a vagina feels" phase, I began fapping with large amounts of shampoo. Why? I don't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ know. I didn't have access to lube, hell I remember dry humping damp cold pillows because I imagined vaginas were wet and cold. Anyway, every time I wanted to fap I'd go get the bottle of shampoo and lather it over my ♥♥♥♥ for a nice hard fap, the lube felt silky and I'd always ♥♥♥ buckets. After doing this for a week, I came and there was some red in it. This happened again later that day, and I realised it was blood. I didn't connect it with the shampoo because I was retarded. So I continue fapping with this shampoo and I start to get tingly feelings which I enjoyed, because tingling and genitals + 13 year old boy, and they grow stronger and more frequent. This leads me to edging in a long sexy horny fap session which lead me to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ the largest load I've ever had, and 90% of it was blood.

You stink of a rotten dumpster fire containing poisonous sewage. The stench is incredible - it smells like warm poo.

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat heavy, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL.

i really smell really bad please give me a bath

I can go for some milk *unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow* you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~ so musky drools all over your ♥♥♥♥ your daddy meat I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls and inhales deeply oh god im so hard~ licks balls punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms more and wiggles butt I love your musky goodness bites lip please punish me licks lips nyea~ suckles on your tip so good licks pre of your ♥♥♥♥ salty goodness~ eyes role back and goes balls deep mmmm~ moans and suckles

Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy ;) nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty.

Ho ho ho, hee hee hee. You think you're really funny, don't you? A really funny man? A comedian? A jokester? A comic? A humorist? "They'll chortle with glee!" That's what you thought when you wrote this inane, stupid, pathetic comment. You really ruined my day. I hope you're glad.

My 😍DADDY😍 makes me 💦WET💦 my 😙 DADDY😙 makes me 😻 SQUISHY 😻 my ❤DADDY❤ makes me 🐷squeal🐷 when he 🍆💦🍆puts it in🍆💦🍆 my 🍑TUSHY🍑 he’s calling me a 😈WHHORE😈 he makes me 🐶 beg🐶 4 😋MORE😋 he makes me 👅lick👅 💦CUMMIES💦 😖right off of the floor 😖 🆗 one 🕛time🕛 🙋 💋daddy💋 left 🙋 and I😮 slipped 😮 on the floor THE 💦CUMMIES 💦💀KILLED ME💀 😭😭😭 now I can’t get any more😭😭👻👻👻

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. all men are trash and i just wanted to let you know that although I myself am a man, i am "one of the good ones" as some may say. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? btw I never even noticed how fat your boobies are till now but they're awesome, Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on discord we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

Go and buy a shovel, a sturdy one. Get on a bus going far away. Get off of it, into the unfamiliar wilderness and go. Go forward and don't stop. Find a forest, but not an ordinary one. Find The Forest. The one where it will all start and end. Venture into the woods. You will encounter great darkness and greater fear. Embrace it. You will find a pond. Stop there and look around. Look around at the rotting and malicious world. Hear distant screams and wailing. Feel the pain, the sorrow, the rue, the inevitable. The End. Death. Take your shovel and hold it with pride, for you are to unchain yourself. Dig deep and dig fast. It will begin to rain. Dig steady until you reach the rock. Now beneath you is your ark. Embark it. Lay down and close your eyes. The rain will say his farewell. The mud will engulf you. The Forest will mourn you. The pain will set you free. Die faggoť

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i literally SHOWERED last week im nmot fkucicfing smelly stop fkuccing bullying me

mothercuckfkucer eat fish

signed :D <3 :)