Pros

-More fast paced than Rocket League

-More strategy than Starcraft 2

-Better graphics than Crysis 3

-More nostalgic than Pokemon

-More content than Skyrim

-More replay value than Dota 2

-Better plot than Portal 2

-More open world than Minecraft

-More copies sold than GTA V

-More cooperative than Borderlands 2

-More bosses than Terraria

-Better soundtrack than Legend of Zelda

-More casual than Team Fortress 2

-More competetive than Counter Strike

-More balanced than Chess

Cons

-Free game, I wanted them to take my money

-Too addictive, Caused me to quit my job and lose my family and friends

-The character "Rocky" has too many movies made about him

-Too many people jokingly gave the game bad reviews


Made me laugh. Made me cry. 10/10 ign best game ever made.