I don't actually have sanctum, played it with a friend for a while but got bored :)

Hey it looks like you have no friends. Not to worry bro! I got you! It'll be a sinch! Not even breaking a sweat! We can beat this together! There's nothing that can stand in our way! We've got the power! Almost there! There is no pain! It's only a little rain! There's no need for regret! It's just over there! Your mom will be proud! That mountain is ours! Not a problem! Don't even consider it an obstacle! There's no judgement! I have faith in you! Those haters don't know what they're saying! Radical! Cowabunga! Alakazam! It's almost too easy! Bazinga! It's just a flesh wound! Like a glove! That's so cool!

im not your budd you h*cker..

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Ｕｎｆａｔｈｏｍａｂｌｙ ｍｏｉｓｔ， ｓａｕｃｙ， ｃｒｅａｍｙ， ｃｒｉｓｐｙ， ｓｕｃｃｕｌｅｎｔ ｆｌａｋｅｓ ｏｆ ｐｅｒｆｅｃｔｌｙ ａｇｅｄ ｔｏｒｔｉｌｌａ ｃｈｉｐｓ．

You turn me on so much