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17.1 hrs on record (15.9 hrs at review time)
game runs in ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ slow motion
Posted 1 March.
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78.6 hrs on record (42.2 hrs at review time)
瘾发作最严重的一次,SBMM,拼命念大悲咒,难受的一直抓自己牛子,以为刷贴吧没事,看到贴吧都在发色图,牛子越来越大都要炸开了一样,满头是虚汗,坐了起来,Slave,越扇越用力,扇到自己眼泪流出来,真的不知道该怎么办。
我本来想着 今天不冲 真的 今天真不冲了兄弟们 打开b站看会番吧 你妈逼的 谁知道刚打开b站 首页就推几个烧牌跳舞的视频 这我确实不想看 你知道吗 这就好像自己被人站旁边督促你 今天还没打手冲一样 这你怎么好意思点下去看呢卧槽你妈 大数据推荐也好 还有那些做这些视频的人也是 我真几把觉得恶心卧槽 但是我还是点进去看了 你知道为什么吗 因为我的牛子真的 Red 了 这之前我打开了看了会微博 随随便便找个平台看 就早晚给 Camp 我忍一次忍两次都行 我每天要打开多少次手机 打开多少次软件 每天都要给你推这些东西 一天几次 一天几次 真的 你妈的 你能忍个一天两天也就差不多了 真的兄弟们 你们懂吗 我看完之后真的想哭 又不争气的嗯了 冲了 我真的感觉这个社会就是在逼着你手冲或者犯罪 你说你不在家看手机了 出去转转也好 去吃个肯德基 一路上全是穿着暴露的烧货卧槽你妈 我吃个汉堡旁边坐个这样的女的 我只能低着 FUN 吃汉堡才能忍住不抬头看她露出来的雪白肌肤和勾勒的曲线 一瞬间突然脑子又一热 以为自己吃的不是汉堡 是她雪花花的大奶子 精神错乱了 在肯德基店 XI 就射出来了 卧槽你妈 我真的绝望了 我要给牛子找个家 你说 上天给你个 POOH 你不用来曹丕 天天打手冲 天要是知道我这样用牛子 估计早就把我的牛子收回去了吧
Posted 14 November, 2022.
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13.4 hrs on record (3.1 hrs at review time)
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Posted 22 September, 2022.
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1.2 hrs on record (0.4 hrs at review time)
Teamwork, atmosphere, gameplay, Fps chess accomplishes all three to an exemplary extent. And years back, I played Operation Flashpoint, along with a series of military simulators, and yet all fail to match up to Fps Chess.

So crucial is teamwork to this game that communication plays a vastly greater role than in other games. Enemies lurking in every corner, ambushes, and grand infantry and artillery movements are mere instances of how tide-turning communication could be. With networks of sixteen players on a team, it could mean player squads' life or death. Every player's actions influence the course of events; every single one is important. This therefore amplifies intel's important as is in real warfare. Ofttimes, this incurs a cost in other games: toxic communities, poor teamsmanship, nuisances that ruin the play experience. Yet again, Fps chess does not disappoint, for a majority of players are supportive and understanding -- it feels like we all are in this battle, whatever battle may it be, together. The 2 minute staging phase at the beginning of every game provides a time for teammates to get acquainted with one another, to discuss plans for battle, and to simply mess around. Players often sing and play music together, laughing at each other jokes. This creates such a powerful sense of belonging that when each of our comrades fall in battle, we can feel their pain and a bit of sorrow for them. The feeling of integration and belonging is inevitable and simply unrivaled.

Then again, teamwork is not only where Fps chesss prevails; atmosphere is another point where this game succeeds. Walking through the empty streets of Al Basrah, the empty villages of Kokan, and the empty airstrips Talil Outskirts, there is haunting silence... until the first shots of artillery and infantry ring through the air, and the battle begins. Then blood pounds and adrenaline rushes. There is a lingering fear of enemies down every corner; then there too is warmness of our comrades surrounding us. The maps feel hauntingly real, and our emotions reflect this realism. It is too these realistic maps that portray the horrors of war: the empty, war-torn landscape evokes a greater emotion within us. It epitomizes the theme that war is terrible, scarcely the adventure that others tell of. And there again, Fps chess succeeds at atmosphere.

As for gameplay, Fps chess provides the perfect balance of realism and fun. There is thought and effort to be seen in every class and every weapon. Realistic bullet drop and projectile velocity only serve to further the realism and catapult this game to the forefront of military simulators. Gunplay is realistic to the extent that does not cost its fun (e.g., recoil is reasonable, etc.). This levels the learning curve, making it more welcoming for beginners. Although weapons are not customizable, each class has different customizations for their firearms, and there are many possibilities. Overall, gameplay is balanced and fun, yet it does not fail to portray the realism that this game creates.

Fps chess is a great game, achieving so many qualities with only one shortcoming: a lack of a solid singleplayer mode. There are only training grounds and the tutorial. While Fps chess was oriented toward multiplayer combat, its gameplay mechanics and atmosphere provide a solid foundation for story-based singleplayer mode. Thus, I do feel like this is a wasted opportunity.

TL;DR: This is a game I highly recommend for any avid FPS player. It, for sure, will not disappoint with its great qualities of teamwork, atmosphere, and gameplay. However, keep in mind that although the learning curve is lightened, Fps chess is still, in its essence, a military simulator and will hence take time to adjust to.

Have fun playing the game, and may it be that it will change you for the better.
Posted 17 July, 2022. Last edited 17 July, 2022.
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268.1 hrs on record
what the ♥♥♥♥ :(
Posted 24 December, 2021. Last edited 26 May, 2022.
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27.7 hrs on record (1.8 hrs at review time)
god i love men men men men men men men
Posted 25 November, 2021.
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0.9 hrs on record (0.7 hrs at review time)
good
Posted 24 November, 2021.
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8.0 hrs on record
Great game!
Posted 17 November, 2021.
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18.7 hrs on record (10.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
not bad
Posted 10 June, 2021. Last edited 31 October, 2021.
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20.8 hrs on record (16.3 hrs at review time)
This game gave me:

· AIDS
· allergies
· Alzheimer's disease
· anal abscesses
· anal Cancer
· anal Itching
· anal Tear
· anxiety disorders
· arthritis
· asthma
· astigmatism
· autism
· autoimmune diseases
· benign prostate hyperplasia (BPH)
· bipolar disorder
· brain cancer
· breast cancer
· candidacies
· cataracts
· carpel tunnel syndrome
· celiac disease
· cervical cancer
· chicken pox
· Chlamydia
· chronic fatigue syndrome (CFS)
· chronic illness
· cold sores
· colon cancer
· constipation
· common cold
· COPD
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· Crohn's disease
· cystic fibrosis
· dementia
· diabetes
· diarrhea
· depression
· down syndrome
· Ebola
· eczema
· endometriosis
· eye disorders
· fibroids
· fibromyalgia
· flu
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· genital herpes
· gonorrhea
· Graves' disease
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· HIV
· Hodgkin's disease
· HPV
· hypertension
Posted 12 October, 2020. Last edited 15 August, 2022.
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