I am a very awesome individual who has a slight fondness for cookies. My real weakness is cheesecake. All aliens love cheesecake, in case you didn't know...except for those mattresses that populate Squornshellous Zeta. I love launching rockets at the feets and/or faces of non-cheesecake loving individuals and even some folks that do like cheesecake. Oh, and I live underground in a fallout shelter from 1956, inside of which I have 3 years supply of freeze-dried cheesecakes and some good strong coffee.