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Magic with Miranda "Origins"
Miranda, I've received numerous complaints about you from many of my students. Need I remind you that the "Temple of TjarleN" is a sacred place where magic is to be learned and perfected
Who, me? No
Explain why you attempted to transform Sam into a cat, but failed! He's now running around telling everyone his name is J'zargo!
Ok, so in Skyrim there's a guy...
Or why we have a guy named Patches in the hospital after you manipulated his mind into thinking he could trust fall off a cliff, and into the arms of his imaginary friends
That's insane! I'd never...wait, that worked?!
Or why Carla's complaining about rulers appearing under the bathroom door each morning?
Oh, I just wanted to see how long she was going to be..
MIRANDA!
Magic with Miranda #4
As they approached the blacksmith's cottage, they noticed a hole in the wall. To their surprise, a little sister appeared and climb down as she ventured off in search of ADAM
Wait a minute Noble! That's the story to BIOSHOCK!
Oof, sorry
They saw Handover out back banging and clanging on a piece of metal from the wing of an X-Wing Starfighter.
STAR WARS? We're now in STAR WARS?!
Dammit, so sorry!
Miranda heard a sound coming from her pocket
Miranda, your Eyephone's ringing
You mean the wooden box that has a glass window on it and has no electronics inside because these are the medieval times?
Yeah
NO!
Can I answer it?
Grr, I'll answer it...Hello?!
Niko, its your cousin Roman! Do you want to go Bowling?
Wrong number...Wait a sec...NOBLE!