Recent reviews by Striggly Diggly

game's literally like 4 hours long but it's a very enjoyable 4 hours. Perfect game for a rainy evening to pass the time.

upload my voice into a finals announcer pack when i die

i hate geese even more now

Fantastic set pieces, amazing enemy design, and a story that while isn't the best is INCREDIBLY serviceable and helps keep things flowing. There aren't nearly as many powers as Bioshock but the ones that are in the game all work together really well and help keep combat interesting. The game's long enough to get invested in and get some solid playtime out of if you're a collectible nerd, but the story itself is short enough to where repeat playthroughs just coast on by. New Game+ adds new mechanics to the robots you fight throughout the game, and there's a fun degree in difficulty when you have an army of rainbow robots storming after you while big brother watches your every movement. The game was in concept as a movie and after several years was turned into a game instead where it spent several more years in development, and you can FEEL the passion oozing through the game. It bleeds style and creativity, and for this studio's literal first game, it's astonishing what they were able to do.

The best remake ever made in the history of remakes. It's still very much DAH!1 but with a lot of adjustments, big and small, that really modernizes the game and makes it just as fun to play through as your very first play-through of the original.

if you hate buggy games or ♥♥♥♥♥♥ dev timelines dont get this game. if you like sitting in a hangar crying as you develop ptsd while enduring mortar strikes, artillery barrages, and abrams fire, while some ex-military vet jerks himself off in a corner reliving his glory days, get this game

(emote day edit) lmao OWI devs are so incompetent they can't even implement a functioning in-game cash shop to milk their playerbase. The game itself is even buggier than before and promised mechanics/features just get delayed further and further. But hey at least we can thumbs up!

buggy as all hell but ♥♥♥♥♥ gud