Step right up, everybody, and come see who will reign supreme as the champion of the MOST BROKEN PC PORTS!

In THIS corner, we have "Munch's Oddysee HD"! Beginning with an actual Android mobile copy of the game, enjoy touch controls ported to keyboard and mouse by someone who has seemingly never used a computer! Absorb the stunning story of Munch's Oddysee through its pre-rendered cutscenes that have been re-encoded at a worse quality than the Xbox version! Trouble hearing? Not a problem with Munch HD! Listen close for the audio clips that are so loud they blast your eardrums -- and listen NOT AT ALL for the game's dynamic music that has been completely broken!

In THE OTHER corner, we have "Munch's Oddysee - Original", the LONG TIME CHAMPION of broken PC ports! Observe the broken controller input and completely screwed mouse movement! Watch in awe as Abe runs through a wall at mach 11 and the game crashes instantly! Worried about the ancient 3D graphics? Worry not, as you realize that the version of DirectX Munch uses is too out of date to even function on modern computers! Crash to desktop again! Finally, cry as you realize that this miserable port is in many ways more functional than the "HD" version!

Who will take the crown? There's only one way to find out -- and that's with YOU wasting your US$4.99 on this miserable excuse for a port!

Step right up, everybody, and come see who will reign supreme as the champion of the MOST BROKEN PC PORTS! In THIS corner, we have "Munch's Oddysee HD"! Beginning with an actual Android mobile copy of the game, enjoy touch controls ported to keyboard and mouse by someone who has seemingly never used a computer! Absorb the stunning story of Munch's Oddysee through its pre-rendered cutscenes that have been re-encoded at a worse quality than the Xbox version! Trouble hearing? Not a problem with Munch HD! Listen close for the audio clips that are so loud they blast your eardrums -- and listen NOT AT ALL for the game's dynamic music that has been completely broken! In THE OTHER corner, we have "Munch's Oddysee - Original", the LONG TIME CHAMPION of broken PC ports! Observe the broken controller input and completely screwed mouse movement! Watch in awe as Abe runs through a wall at mach 11 and the game crashes instantly! Worried about the ancient 3D graphics? Worry not, as you realize that the version of DirectX Munch uses is too out of date to even function on modern computers! Crash to desktop again! Finally, cry as you realize that this miserable port is in many ways more functional than the "HD" version! Who will take the crown? There's only one way to find out -- and that's with YOU wasting your US$4.99 on this miserable excuse for a port!