thanks for the free hands bestie

i walked over to the cheeseurger and took his pickles. apparently thats against the law but i still did it. i already ate the pickles so i can’t return them. i asked bobbyjo to put me in a box and send me to north carolina so i am now in new england i need u to go on a secret mission and go buy me a private jet u see i can not fly anymore so i need someone to send me a private JET NOT A AIRPLANE i already have 2,345 airplanes please do not send me an airplane.please and thank you i hope u can complete my mission.

as u being my friend i will warn about my human being in the telescope. but what i really need to talk to u about is the flying sausage incident i don’t think i talked to u about this but u really should know that i am secretly a flying sausage not only am i a flying sausage but i am THE flying sausage that took the walking cheeseburgers pickles. i need ur help to escape the police men because the only reason i stole his pickles was because i was going through this thing where all i wanted to do was eat PICKLES and my mom wouldn’t buy any. i had no money so i didn’t know what else to do

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hey im just wondering if you still have that pack of cards for sale- the ones that have all the different butts of the world on them? I have a potential buyer, he goes by the name "Butt-lerCardman337". Please dont contact him on your own, Im being the middle man. I want 15% of whatever he pays you because I found him. Also I know how much you like the French and canada butt cards but please include those as well. I told him he could have the entire collection, as was our decision earlier in the year. Thanks

hey butthole <3