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For those about to Rock and Stone, we salute you!

All the words in the English language could never adequately describe the experience that is this game. I must try nevertheless.

Truly, a flawless masterpiece. Mirroring real life, you start with a total inability to do anything with no instruction, but once you've figured out how to kill a man the rest is simple. You shall travel through realms that are nigh incomprehensible to mortal eyes. You shall encounter characters the likes of which have never been witnessed in any RPG since, including Prince Fonta, Mogrus, and City Guard (Arena). All the while you shall be listening to a masterwork soundtrack. Who could forget the thunderous Equipment Shop (Blacksmith)? It's still ringing in my ears as I write this.

It must be said that The Elder Scrolls: Arena is not just the magnum opus of Bethesda Softworks but all of humanity. Truly no other game is more deserving of Game of the Year 2022.

Words cannot describe how much of a joy this game was to play. It's wonderful.

The captain will always betray you.

Little Inferno is the game for the pyromaniac in all of us. Anyone who doesn't have a pyromaniac in them should probably go and get in, or else miss out on the brilliance of this game.

It's also incredibly fun to use The Boss to clean up your fireplace of burnt toys before then burning him as well.

You won't regret buying this game.