Why hasn't Mario grown up with the fanbase? The new games are such ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kiddie ♥♥♥♥.
Talking flowers, really?

This series has been around for god knows how long and the kids who grew up with the original game on the NES are old enough to collect social security. So why does the entire series continue go for the kiddie audience instead of appealing to his actual fans, the adults? think of how awesome a mario game where he swears and uses mushrooms like drugs would be. Such shame that the lazy devs don’t understand what the real fans want.

Soon.

wait, wait, wait.... hold your horses... uhm... YOU'RE A GIRL GAMER?!!?! O_O Not to be a freak, but.. just when I thought you couldn't get more attractive.. you started playing video games. Nicely done, m'lady. You've just become every man's dream woman. If you had missed a couple before, now you can be sure you've got us ALL "drooling", lol.

This is my wife, I love her a lot :) ♥ ♥ ♥

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