welcome to my profile, enjoy your stay.

i played against drdisrespect. he got mad.

rick roll victim count: 862 (gotcha!)

cs:go surfing ranks:
-boner.gg- [BSTimer] guschti is ranked 447/47264 with 7629 points (rip, server ded)
-church of citasia- [CK] guschti is ranked 94/69276 with 25063 points (rip, server ded)
-surf n chill- guschti is ranked 55/5649 with 4583 points (rip, server ded)
-sneK's- guschti is ranked 2486/323217 with 3408 points (rip, server ded)
cs:s surfing rank:
-ksf- [Surf Timer] - guschti is ranked 12170/231382 with 1097 points

https://settings.gg/player/220276634
crosshair code: CSGO-SFbKL-VbRyF-CvOb9-fzqqN-nysyM



i stream on twitch sometimes. come watch if you want. www.twitch.tv/guschtigang

i built my pc. [pcpartpicker.com]

specs: bc you're apparently too lazy to click a link and read a bit
cpu: ryzen 3700x (oc)
cooler: scythe fuma 2
mobo: asus tuf x570-plus w/ wifi
ram: g.skill ripjaws v 32gb 3600mhz
gpu: sapphire 5700xt nitro plus (oc)
case: lian li lancool II
psu: evga g3 850w

peripherals:
mouse: zowie ec1-c
kb: corsair k95 platinum (cherry speed silver)
mousepad: steelseries qck+ medium
headset: logitech pro x
monitor 1: asus vg259qm 24.5" 280hz
monitor 2: aoc c24g1 24" 144hz curved


♥♥♥♥ I overhear in surf servers:

"water is gay. it's attracted to other molecules, but especially other water molecules"

"bacon insurance is the best, dude."

"Parachutes are, like, the diapers of the sky."

"the fire serpent looks like an autistic 8 year old tried to draw a dragon. except he didn't know what a dragon looked like and liked putting googly eyes on ♥♥♥♥."

"whoever made this map should be tried for crimes against humanity."

"bruh you sound like you smoked a pack a day since 2000"
"i'm 19 dude i wasn't even alive"

"i'd do anything for a blowjob right about now. *background noise* oh hey guys my sister is here"

"every time i get ramp glitched imma shove a hi-chew up my ass"

"wheeeeeeeeeeee!! ♥♥♥♥..." "ah yes the classic game of whee ♥♥♥♥" "we do?"

"you're hitting b3 like a child hits a kitten with a bat. you need to pet it like a puppy or a goldfish. i dunno, i never had pets growing up"

"how the ♥♥♥♥ do i beat this bonus?" "pull your balls out of your ass and you might be able to"

"the only good time your mom has known while you've been alive was the one i showed her last night"