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*ahem* Listen carefully. M'lady, it seems you have stolen something from me and I am very upset! i will have no choice but to contact the town sheriff and have you be placed in the stocks for thievery if you do not return my heart to me posthaste! This kind of behavior will not be tolerated. However, I am willing to overlook this transgression if you agree to a date with me. Otherwise charges will be pressed for the stealing of my heart! I await you letter of acceptance. *bows and kisses hand* Truly, Lord Maximus

why are you so annoying but friendly at the same time? like that's so annoying. it makes me wanna beat you up but you're too friendly to be beaten up! nice outplay, next time i will surely get you!

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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest girls you know
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-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy

please, for christs sake, be my gf you have no idea how much i love you

your soft thighs, your sweet lips, your wide hips, your perky breasts, your round butt, your sharp fangs, your elegant feet i love everything about you

I have the urge to shoot my seed deep inside your womb, rub your pregnant belly and drink your milk the way you shake your sexy hips is driving me nuts

just please, PLEASE be my gf

Hey, I Just checked your profile by chance and saw that you are a girl by your picture. Also saw that you play games like overwatch and League of Legends and etc. Being a gamer girl is really cool!

Sorry for being rude, I din’t know just now that you were a girl. Mind being friends? I really adore girls who game. Maybe we could play some of the games together some time.I have messaged you, hope for a reply (:!"

In a fight? Here is what you do, my friend.

Bring your chin down to protect your neck while continuing to stare in his eyes. Bring up your hands and say "I don't want no trouble ya hear". Flex your traps and core. Slightly bend your knees.

Here comes the important part. In a low voice begin to say "wolowolowolowolowolo" slowly increasing in volume. He should be surprised by now. Begin to sway side to side and loosen all facial muscles and your anal sphincter and your kegal muscle. By now you should be pretty loud and your opponent will have stepped back and appear visibly shaken.

Begin to piss and ♥♥♥♥ yourself and let your eyes roll to the back of your head. By now, you're chanting "WOLOWOLOWOLOWOLO" at the top of your lungs.

He will run away. Everyone within a one mile radius will feel a terrifying presence within their soul.

Marvel as you ascend into your planar form.

This guy has a girlfriend and he plays dota at the max level. And you all have the audacity to call this man autistic? Really goes to show how sick and twisted some of you people really are. Your true colors are finally showing and I think it might be high time to look at yourself in the mirror. Honestly, it makes you all look like a bunch of jealous haters that have nothing better to do then sit around making fun of this man who is a god at dota 2. It's really sad to be honest and you should be ashamed of yourselves. Do the whole world a favor and eat ♥♥♥♥ and die. Thank you and have a wonderful day.

Hi bro, Im collecting Dota2 loading screens and can give my Manifold Paradox for 10-15 of your loading screens. I see you have many so if you don't need them send me trade offer for my Arcana. Trade link and Arcana are in my main profile - ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥/stickydota.porn.avi . I don't add friends at all so please dont add me , just send offer

how many guys actuallly wanna ♥♥♥♥ you? from these random ass posts you post, and the amount of guys replying to it your pretty ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ desired among your friendlist

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OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please im begging you either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you don't love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendslist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life(?

Thank you Paul :3

I want some mota

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Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it.

Hola, me parecio muy bueno tu perfil, pero algo en su redaccion y estetica me generaba una sensacion rara. Para ponerte un poco en contexto, yo soy ingeniero naval con un posgrado en sexologia, asi que analicé tu perfil, le di vueltas a la cuestión un buen rato, y por fin llegué a una conclusión: Sos un homosexual reprimido. Seguramente mi diagnostico no te sorprenda, pero sentis mucha verguenza por tus deseos. Para tu tranquilidad, quiero que sepas que ser homosexual no tiene nada malo, y hoy en dia, la sociedad acepta e integra a la gente como vos. Te recomiendo que charles esta situacion con tus seres queridos, y finalmente salgas del closet para vivir una vida plena.
Espero haber sido de ayuda.
Saludos, y no dudes en consultarme

You put one foot in
You put one foot out
You put one foot in
And you shake it all about
You do the hokey pokey
And you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about

Rofl

Tard 4head

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♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mexican scamer piece of ♥♥♥♥ u don´t deserve a ♥♥♥♥, you are the worst, that´s how you win levels on steam, scaming people, i hope u die. NA doesn´t need people like you, just go away you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mongoloid. Pay your taxes ♥♥♥♥♥♥, go back to your country ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mexichango then back to mom´s stomach because you don´t deserve to live anymore.

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You are beautiful. The very definition of it. Your long hair, your perfectly toned face. Could it really be that you are perfect? I had a dream of us holding hands miles from here, breaking free of this world, loving truly, the span of a moment, pure love unleashed. And As we stare into the bright light of the moon and time passes without remorse, I know that this dream has come true. We slowly go to sleep as each of us holds hands. I wake first the next morning, noticing your head on my left shoulder and how your smooth, long hair flows like a river over my arm. You sleep so fair, so quiet. With every breath you take I notice more and more that yes, you are the one. I caress the locks of your hair ever so gently. Smooth like silk. You suddenly awake, and smile to see that I am the first thing you see. We talk about things that don't matter, but I really could care less. You are the best I will ever have and I think, no, I KNOW that I am the luckiest man in the world

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rip stik died as he lived, feeding mid ;-;.

STIK 2002-2015

"When jon lenon was 10 his teacher askd "what do u wana do when u are adult?" and jon lenon said "hapy". the teacher said "u didn't understand question" and lenon said "u dont understand life.". The teacher was alber Einstein, retweet if u beliv in god"

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Post this on the walls of the 11 prettiest Girls you know...
At midnight the soul of Jesus Christ will visit you
and to take your virginity.
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This is the tale of Kanye West, who is snuggled in his Kanye Nest, having himself a Kanye Rest, for he must be at his Kanye Best, before he’s off on a Kanye Quest, where he’ll be put to the Kanye Test, in hopes to retrieve the Kanye Chest that is distinctly marked with the Kanye Crest, He shall return to the Kanye Nest and have himself a Kanye Fest, where he will welcome many Kanye Guests, but first he must be rid of Kanye Pests, before he can put on his Kanye Vest and dance at the party with such Kanye Zest.

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You have been visited by the almighty Snoop Dog. If you do not post this on 420 more profiles then you will not be MLG.

IF U WERE FLATENNED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N THE FOREST CUTTIN & SETTIN FIRE ALL AROUND DA TREE THAT KILLED U!
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WE TRUE LUMBERJACKS
WE JACK TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER

send this CHAINSAW to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get WOOD your A TRUE LUMBERJACK

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1) Highlight the numbers.

2) Press Ctrl + F.

3) Then press 9 once.

4) No ♥♥♥♥.

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PLEASE KEEP THIS TRUCK MOVING
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IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA ♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!


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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE

give me your stuff paul

I was told to comment your profile. I have. And now I will actually click post.

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