Recent reviews by DogGod

They bribed me.

But it's actually a great little game!

Moar powarrrrrr

Solid game, very fun. Also Maaaath!

Pretty meh.

Pretty fun. Demo is kinda short, but I am interested in the game enough to check it out :)
A few soft locking bugs, but nothing *too* annoying that wasn't fixed with a restart

Fun little game. A little buggy sometimes, but nothing you can't wiggle out of :)

Very cool turn based tactical err... wizard shooter?
Humour is on point, story line seems to be interesting so far.

There is also a traffic cop who summons spectral cars to run you the ♥♥♥♥ over.
10/10 would be a member of the Navy Seers.

OH I NEARLY FORGOT THE BEST BIT.
YOU ARE ENCOURAGED TO THROW PEOPLE OUT OF WINDOWS.
Although the game specifically tells you they are caught by slowfall wards, I like to ignore that part of the lore.

Sony can eat my ass.
You think you can train us all to coordinate and we wouldn’t use it against you when you decided to try to make yourselves look good and exclude honest helldivers from a huge amount of countries?
Change it or we walk.
And let me be clear, If you ♥♥♥♥ this up for us, I wont be buying a damn thing you publish ever again.
This is an amazing game and you are getting your sweaty balls all over it because you think we wont fight back.
Prepare to be proven very very wrong.

UPDATE: Major Order Won. Great work Helldivers.

This is an excellent game.
It unique combination of exploration, narrative storytelling, and chill vibes that scratches that itch in my brain.
You can also find and feed dogs. Need I say more?
Highly recommend.

Don't let the stick figure art dissuade you from trying this game. It is truely a masterwork in storytelling, humour, and game mechanics. The combat system is relatively basic, but is solid enough that it doesn't detract from the experience, and can be enjoyable (if sometimes a little repetitive).
I won't go into too much as to not spoil aspects, but it is well worth the asking price and the time investment.