I don't need help! You just need to accept my love!

Stop sleeping in my bed! When I come home after a long day of fishing, spelunking, battling creepy crawlies and talking to attractive fishermen and fisherwomen - I like to stretch my weary body tall and wide in my bed when I sleep. However, now that you've taken a liking to sneaking into my soft and not-fit-for-two resting place nearly every night - I can't do that. With you you've also brought this neverfading smell of cheese (cheddar?) which has seeped into my mattress. Don't get me wrong - I'm all for cheese rights, but this is getting ridiculous. Stop it. Get some help. - Foot

Need to play some more

Rock'n like a Stephasaur!