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14 of 15 (93%) achievements earned:
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That Purple Drank

Drink an explosion potion. For some reason.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2017 @ 5:35pm

High Definition Piss Jugs

Find a jug of piss. For some reason.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2017 @ 4:33pm

Buff Wreckington

Wreck the Buff Mechington.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2017 @ 4:07pm

In the most ass way possible...

Defeat the Buff Mechington with a kick to the butt.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2024 @ 1:47pm

I've seen things...

Discover the fate of the Hermes Captain.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2017 @ 1:25pm

Me time

Make a lewd gesture with the Magnetic Inductor while in a bed.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2017 @ 4:14pm

To pass a man in the woods...

Cook and eat human flesh.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2017 @ 5:44pm

Foul Fowl

Soil a chicken with dung.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2017 @ 4:20pm

Some kind of Irony

Kill a chicken with an egg.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2017 @ 4:49pm

I messed myself

Get brown on you.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2017 @ 3:00pm

Novice Gemologist

Craft a rough gem.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2017 @ 10:34am

Journeyman Gemologist

Craft a refined gem.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2017 @ 10:39am

Adept Gemologist

Craft a faceted gem.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2017 @ 1:43pm

Master Gemologist

Craft a brilliant gem.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2017 @ 4:42pm



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