Uncork the action with this mountain dwelling, vin de merde loving, llama extraordinaire. This slow pitch softball cyber-athlete equivalent has been delivering the pwn online since Worms and in homes since GoldenEye. Good luck eluding his silver sights as once this former OMF'er has his view on you, its a view to a kill. Between dodging shots online and serving shots on the weekend, this lounge llama is busy snapping shots as a photographer. Trained as a journalist and now a career schizophrenic, this jack of all trades is always up for something new and intellectually exciting. Have your spirits stirred and server shaken with the most irresistible, oh so delectable, mister Steau.

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