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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2020 @ 5:54pm

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 7:45pm

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 9:20pm

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2020 @ 7:43pm

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 10:05pm

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2021 @ 10:28am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2020 @ 2:24pm

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2020 @ 4:57pm

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 9:42pm

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2020 @ 8:11am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2020 @ 11:46am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2021 @ 6:42am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2021 @ 10:29am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2020 @ 3:40am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 11:42am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 7:46pm

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2020 @ 1:40am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2020 @ 5:24pm

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2020 @ 3:58pm

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2021 @ 8:37pm

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2020 @ 7:43pm

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2020 @ 9:49pm

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2021 @ 4:39am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 6:12pm

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 9:42am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2020 @ 2:11pm

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 6:40pm

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2020 @ 5:13am

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 6:46pm

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2020 @ 1:32pm

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 8:42pm

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2021 @ 2:30am

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 4:17pm

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2020 @ 8:23am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2020 @ 9:20pm

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 5:47am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2020 @ 8:38pm

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 3:49pm

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 2:49am

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 2:59pm

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 9:54am

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 3:04pm



Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Pimped!

That really does it.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?