honestly the straightest man i know. so straight he had rough hard anal sex with me for 24 hours straight. we cuddled after and he told me he loved me. i told him i loved him and we kissed passionately and shared a beautiful nights sleep. when i awoke he had left a note. it read "im actually super straight bro"and i believed him.

Hyorkd'nd ain't it?
Truly an example of harumph're't.
Fascinating

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>Ted Cruz walks by her cubicle
>she sees him in his old man khakis. she finds him utterly repulsive but her career can only go up if she goes down
>he leans down behind her and whispers in her ear "it's time for a ted talk" as he rests his hand on her shoulder
>she stares at the photo of her husband and children on her desk
>she convinces herself that this is for them
>Ted has already opened the closet door and points at her before pointing back at the empty closet.
>she stands up while brushing a lone tear from her cheek
>"I.....I truly believe in his principles. This is only for my career. "she thinks to herself.
>She walks into the closet with ted and he quietly closes the door behind them.
>Teds bald spot is barely concealed by his comb over
>ted fumbles as he unhooks her bra before uttering these frightful words
>"I'm gonna eat your ♥♥♥♥♥ like a booger"

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx