so i was hanging out with my girlfriend making out. She asked me about condoms and i told her nope i dont got one. So i said im gonna go to the store. She said nope, youre going with your mother. So i yell MOM I NEED A RIDE TO GET CONDOMS. So i go down and we go to walmart. She tells me nope youre going in there on your own. So i go in there and go to pay and the lady says " oh you're getting lucky tonight" i said yep. Ended up getting what i needed and i get the right size condoms. So later on 5 hours later of love making we're sweaty and looking into each others eyes, i will never ever forget that night. I will never forget the scent of that stew

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Okay I just had the weirdest thing happen to me on my day 2 of no fap, I was taking a ♥♥♥♥ and struggling to push it out and simultaneously I kid you not I randomly ejaculate as I push my ♥♥♥♥ out, I’m just sitting there dumbfounded as to why the ♥♥♥♥ this happened, there was no pleasure to my ♥♥♥♥, nothing strange I wasn’t fapping I swear to god I just randomly….. ejaculated while ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥?

I will tell you something about the reflection of China's growth in the world. I live in Turkey. Recently, my teacher was talking about the post-WW II history and we came to a point with China. He told me (I was the only one at class) that people used to make fun of China during his childhood 1960-70s for producing the lowest quality stuff. When they see the sign "Made in China" it was considered to be of bad quality. And he said that he is amazed by the change until today. Today, China is considered one of the strongest economies and people tend to prefer Chinese brands over American brands, not only because they are less expensive, but Chinese brands are also very high quality. He was right about the fact that Chinese economy wasn't as good as today during his childhood but it's just amazing how this country managed to take it's place in the world by increasing it's economic and life-quality level. I'm writing this message from my Redmi phone. Salutes to China!

The difference between you and me is just I’m literally a normal ass person. I’m chilling in real life and you’re a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ freak idiot. You are a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ psycho weirdo and need to seek help while I’m having fun. That’s the difference between you and me