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I was the webmaster of the internet's #1 Too Human fansite in 2004.
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Preacher 31 Dec, 2020 @ 3:22pm 
👯hey SlutS! 👯💅 Now that we got our yearly 🎁 ♥♥♥♥ 👊🏼from good ole Saint ♥♥♥♥ 🎅🏾 it’s FINALLY New Years Eve!!!🗓🍾👅 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣0️⃣ was a LONGG 🍆🍆 and HARD 😉✊🏻😫 year.... we laughed😂😆👌🏼 We cried 😢😖👎 We coughed 💦🤒🤧 we ♥♥♥♥♥♥ GOOD👍🏻 ♥♥♥♥🍆 and 😵😵BAD 😔 ♥♥♥♥, 😫 BUTT 🍑 now let’s 👏👏Celebrate 🙌🎉 and watch that 💦🍆BIG 👅 BALL 😎👌🏼 Drop 👄👄 on us! 💃💃 So spread 👐🏽 those 👐🏽 legs 👐🏽 and count down ⬇️ from 🔟 until your man 💪🏾 pops 🎉 his CORK 🍾🍾 into that thirsty 👅thirsty 👅 hole! 🥰🥰 Send this to 2️⃣1️⃣ ♥♥♥♥-BEGGING ✊🏻🍆 ♥♥♥♥♥♥ to get ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🍑😱 for the next 3️⃣6️⃣5️⃣ days 😍😍😍
Smiggles 14 Aug, 2018 @ 12:26am 
DONT EVER TALK TO MY GIRLFRIEND LIKE THAT AGAIN. I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL FIND WHERE YOU LIVE PREACHER
Preacher 14 Aug, 2018 @ 12:02am 
♥♥♥♥ off and die - SIGNED BY UR BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII - PrEaChEr
Preacher 22 Jan, 2017 @ 8:47pm 
Uh oh you Friccin turkey, You just got PULLED OVER. Tag your friends to totally pull them over
Smiggles 24 Dec, 2016 @ 8:48am 
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💚ℍ𝕒𝕡𝕡𝕪 ℍ𝕠𝕝𝕚𝕕𝕒𝕪𝕤💚
Preacher 2 Oct, 2016 @ 2:12pm 
IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA ♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!


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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE