Here in my steam account, just added this custom text for my showcase. It's fun to show off up here in the steam cloud. But you know what I like more than digitalistic things? Knowledge. In fact, I'm a lot more proud of these 7 new videos about random stuff that happened 2000 years ago that I plan to watch. It's like the educational youtuber Vsauce says, "It's better to quit, than to be a little bit behind".

Now maybe you've seen the first paragraph of this text where I talk about how I plan to watch 7 new videos. You know, I plan to watch those not to show off, it's again, about the knowledge. In fact, the real reason I keep this poorly done parody here is that it's a reminder. A reminder that memes are still possible, because it wasn't that long ago that I was a well groomed, functioning member of society sleeping in a clean bed in a reasonably priced apartment with 15,000 dollars in my savings account. I had a good paying job, I had several opportunities.

But you know what? Something happened that changed my life. I bumped into a gamer. And another gamer. And a few more gamers. I found 5 gamers. And they showed me what they did to become joyless degenerates. Again, it's not just about memes, it's about the gamer life; G FUEL, V-Bucks, Waifus, and multiple monitors to destroy any concept of an attention span. And so I wrote a little custom text, it's actually right in front of you, you can't click on any link to a website like in Tai's ad and that's why the parody fails to make sense right around here.