-rep met him as my duo partner playing pubg. got along great, had some great banter, ended up placing 49/50, much better than my usual games. decided to add him for my next few rounds, and i began to notice him trying to prone into me every single time i was trying to lie down in game. thought it was a bit weird, but its a video game so whatever. i go to sleep on my face, because i find it most comfortable, and the next morning i wake up with this man in my bed on top of me trying to dry hump me with nothing but a red shirt and undies on screaming "CHINA NUMBA ONE". i ♥♥♥♥♥ slapped him, he rolled on to the floor, but got up and continued to dry and hump my leg. the only way i got him off was by letting him suck my good friend axew's small peepee. 1/5 would not feel small korean peepee again.

oml vvv

-rep i got really turned on by his profile picture of a cartoon duck with a whopping 10 inch penis. It gave me a little chub so i was hoping i could get in some action with no lube no condom just bareback sex with his massive blue ♥♥♥♥. Turns out, he's just a filthy korean who smells of kimchi juice all day, everyday. His pubes are the length of my forearm, it was like a forest down there, I searched far and wide for his penis to no avail. But when I did find it, IT WAS LIKE A ♥♥♥♥♥♥ WORM. SMALL WRIGGLING AND NOTHING LIKE I THOUGHT! -rep for scamming me u filthy north korean escapee ♥♥♥♥

getta knife b

xd