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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2017 @ 2:58pm

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2017 @ 10:01am

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2019 @ 7:11am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2017 @ 9:59am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 7:08am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2022 @ 3:50am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 6:45am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2017 @ 5:08am

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 10:58am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2022 @ 9:30am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2019 @ 5:47am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2022 @ 11:24am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2017 @ 9:31am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2019 @ 2:28pm

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2022 @ 7:52am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2017 @ 10:02am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2017 @ 1:40pm

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2019 @ 3:09am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2018 @ 10:18am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2017 @ 4:15pm

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2018 @ 1:08pm

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2017 @ 4:12pm

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2017 @ 4:28pm

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 23 May, 2022 @ 11:06am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 11:25am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 11:35am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2018 @ 4:07am

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 8:53am

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 1:31pm

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 8:58am

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 8:58am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2019 @ 6:43am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 11:24am

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2022 @ 3:39am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 12:39pm



Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!

Pimped!

That really does it.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!