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"What I did back in the fat days is none of your business. You know the rules."

Talk to Eva about how she got stuck here.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2018 @ 8:52am

"Gets the aggressions out, doesn't it?"

Use the hole punch.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2018 @ 1:46pm

"Scaring the living is technically against the rules, but we all do it."

Scare the living a few times.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2018 @ 8:48am

"Lousy bony fingers!"

Get the balloon twister to pop a balloon.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2018 @ 8:36am

"I squeezed down one of these tubes, like a pixie!"

Talk to Brennis about how he got to the machine.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2018 @ 9:05am

"Well, I could do something bad right now if that would help."

Try to dig up some dirt on Meche.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2018 @ 9:10am

"Precisamente, amigo."

Learn of a nefarious plot.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2018 @ 9:20am

"Join or Die! Again!"

Receive a message from Eva.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2018 @ 9:18am

"We only have one mop."

Check your job qualifications with Celso.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2018 @ 10:04am

"...Used to scream like a banshee when the trade winds blew..."

Ask Velasco about his eye patch.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2018 @ 10:02am

Year 1

Spend a year in the Eighth Underworld.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2018 @ 10:06am

"Great news -- we've discovered a new, secret talent of our tiny messengers!"

Catch up on how the pigeons are doing.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2018 @ 3:20pm

"Plus, we look good in these clothes!"

Talk to Glottis about leaving.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2018 @ 10:46am

"Well, maybe just a sip..."

Sample the Marillo de Oro.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2018 @ 5:05pm

"We are all citizens of the same nation, and our king rides a pale horse."

Try to get a passport from Chowchilla Charlie.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2018 @ 10:52am

"YOU'RE NOT EVEN LISTENING TO ME!!!"

Ask Lupe about her organizational system.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2018 @ 10:12am

"Consider it an homage."

Have Olivia recite one of your poems.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2018 @ 11:53am

"We're straight stingers, you know?"

Talk to the worker bees about playing the game.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2018 @ 3:41pm

"Here, let me hold that metal detector for you while you cry..."

Listen to Carla's whole story.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2018 @ 5:13pm

"Manny, we've given up. All of us."

Talk to Membrillo about why he's still here.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2018 @ 3:46pm

"So, sorry, but I don't do... 'odd jobs.'"

Try to convince Verago to help you out.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2018 @ 4:00pm

"Oh, yeah, I could take you down..."

Try to convince Aitor to take you down to the wine cellar.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2018 @ 4:06pm



The Right Way

Play the whole game with tank controls. Tim demanded this achievement.

Year 2

Spend two years in the Eighth Underworld.

Year 3

Spend three years in the Eighth Underwold.

Year 4

Spend four years in the Eighth Underworld.
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