Recent reviews by Tom

Game(s) of the decade. Seriously

Good game. A couple of the puzzles are a little obtuse to get the second/third star, but on the whole you could figure it out.

Enjoyable and didn't really tire of it.

I didn't enjoy this, out of all the idle-arena-things this is my least favourite.

Crack

Sorry, I have been enforced to correct this review by Robert 'The Shield' Burgers.

The initial review stemmed from a good meme that me and my compatriot Jack William made together. It was because our good old chap Robert Burgers over here decided to ask us 50 times whether we'd like to play Green Hell.

Obviously, the answer is no. Why is the answer no, you ask? Because Robert wants to. Also leeches and thirst.

The initial review was 'Will you play Green Ham with me?'

♥♥♥♥ you Robert

♥♥♥♥ optimisation

Really really good.

beans will fall

Decent story, makes zero sense unless you listen to the tapes though.

Port is absolute garbage, you can't set your active objective without having a controller plugged in, audio clips frequently and I feel like the physics is jank, but I've not played the original.
Ammo management isn't that much of a pain, but First Aid/Eve Hypos are really necessary to manage as Big Daddies can be roaming anywhere in the level, as well as passive bouncers.
Camera seems more or less essential to use despite being tedious as hell. Takes 30+ standard pistol rounds to kill a splicer late game without research.

It's pretty easy on normal if you manage everything correctly and wasn't that memorable in terms of story, but there are some cool levels.

It's an alright little game.