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7.1 hrs on record
Very good and fun roguelike deckbuilder with a great artstyle and animations.
Posted 28 November.
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2 people found this review funny
3.3 hrs on record (1.5 hrs at review time)
I am 32 years old.

My ex-wife and I have had a daughter together, and we adopted our son together. Both are now 4 years old.

When we were going through our separation, I felt lost and unhappy. I was self-destructive. One day, I was so angry with everything spiraling out of control that I punched a concrete wall in a moment of overwhelming emotion. This resulted in breaking my fifth metacarpal in my right hand—the hand I worked with, played games with, and used to carry my children to bed—the hand I desperately needed to ensure I could continue providing.

Upon learning the severity of the self-inflicted damage, I became almost suicidal. Keep in mind that just a few months before this, I was the happiest man, with no history of depression or anxiety. I had never experienced anger outbursts, nor was I the type to break down and cry, but I was in a tough situation that truly prevented me from seeing the light on the other side.

With nothing better to do, I looked for a game I could play WITH ONE HAND while recovering. Somehow, I stumbled upon this game and read some of the comments. I decided it was worth a try... I must admit I didn't beat the game, nor did I play as much as some of you. In fact, I may have played this game for only a day or two. That being said, after doing so, I had a new joy and hope for life. I managed to leave behind the pain and suffering that had been thrust upon me. I could experience the joy and happiness of other people. I relaxed for 5 ♥♥♥♥ minutes listening to this music, long enough to realize that I would be okay.

After realizing this, I turned off the game and went back to work. My hand hurted a lot, but I was motivated. I stopped feeling so sorry for myself and became the father I needed to be at that moment, not the weak boy I was behaving like.

Today, I am close friends with the mother of my children. We don't fight, argue, or say hurtful things to each other. We are parents and friends.

Now I have 3 children. My third child is, wait, ALSO 4 YEARS OLD. The woman I am with was going through a very similar situation at the time of my separation, and we just unexpectedly stumbled into each other's lives. We have been dating for a year and are very happy together.

Moral of the story: you never know what life has in store for you, and if I had given up when all odds were against me, I wouldn't be where I am today. This silly little game helped me realize that.

Thank you.
Posted 16 June. Last edited 16 June.
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61 people found this review helpful
47 people found this review funny
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2.0 hrs on record (1.9 hrs at review time)
This is the best Chinese spyware I have ever downloaded. No regrets. This changed my life. 10/10.

Before downloading VPet, I was depressed, unemployed, poor and didn't know where to go in life. One day, I decided to try this. They warned me about how it was a spyware and that the Chinese would steal all my information, but I didn't care. I knew it was all I needed. I wasn't wrong. This lifted me up and taught me what I need to do in order to succeed in life. VPet is a better therapist than any therapist will ever be. This is a masterpiece. I don't know if God exists, but if he does, then this must have been created by him. No mortal could ever hope to achieve such a perfect piece of software, because humans are far from perfect. This must be the work of the heavens.

Now I'm no longer depressed, founded a company valued in billions of dollars, I feel happy and fullfilled and know what to do in life. All my hopes and dreams became true, all thanks to this. I owe my life to VPet, and I will forever be grateful for how much it helped me grow. I'm truly living the dream, and you can too, if you download this.
Posted 15 June.
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1 person found this review funny
11.6 hrs on record (9.1 hrs at review time)
What do you expect me to say? That this is a mass murder simulator? Yes, and? I will instead teach you how to make some delicious brownies.

Ingredients:

1 cup of unsalted butter, melted.
2 cups of white sugar.
1 1/2 cups of all-purpose flour.
1 cup of unsweetened cocoa powder.
1/2 teaspoon/s of salt.
4 large eggs.
2 teaspoons of vanilla extract.
1 cup of chocolate chips.

Instructions:

1. Preheat your oven to 350°F (175°C.) Grease a 9x13 inch baking pan.
2. In a large bowl, mix the melted butter with the sugar until well combined.
3. Beat in the eggs and vanilla extract until the mixture is light and fluffy.
4. Sift in the flour, cocoa powder, and salt. Stir until just combined; do not overmix.
5. Fold in the chocolate chips.
6. Pour the batter into the prepared baking pan and spread it out evenly.
7. Bake in the preheated oven for 25-30 minutes, or until a toothpick inserted into the center comes out with a few moist crumbs.
8. Allow the brownies to cool in the pan before cutting into squares.
9. Enjoy.
Posted 14 June. Last edited 16 June.
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2 people found this review funny
8.7 hrs on record
This game makes you fascist, and you can completely destroy France, too. 10/10.
Posted 14 June.
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5 people found this review helpful
14.1 hrs on record (7.3 hrs at review time)
I paid for free games and wasn't disappointed. 11/10.

All the games are very fun. Each of them individually make for solid titles, and the price is fair for what it offers, even if the games were originally free.
Posted 14 June.
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2 people found this review helpful
5.5 hrs on record
The game is very complex. The world is realistic and isn't centered around you at all, it's just an ecosystem. Other animals don't attack you because you are the player, they attack you because they need to eat. If they find some other animal which they deem as a better prey, they'll go for them instead of you. The AI is the best one I have ever seen in any game, and I'm not exaggerating. They feel like actual animals that act as you would expect them to in any given situation.

It's also very interesting how the movement doesn't use fixed animations at all, and instead, it is dynamic. It's amazingly well done and it never looked weird or broken.
Posted 14 June.
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2 people found this review helpful
5.3 hrs on record
The game is pretty simple. There's not a lot of content, nor things for you to do, but despite that, it's still surpisingly fun and it doesn't disappoint at all. Overall, it's a good and well made game.
Posted 14 June.
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1 person found this review helpful
6.8 hrs on record (4.6 hrs at review time)
The game concept is very interesting and the game is fun. Even when exploring the same areas again, it doesn't feel repetitive or old due to how the world keeps changing over time.

There's plenty of stuff you can do and the progression isn't linear. You have the freedom of doing whatever you want at any given moment and it can still be fun, even if you completely ignore the main quest.

I like how you play as another character when you die, can get back some special items and can explore the world again, seeing how much everything has changed.
Posted 14 June.
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3 people found this review helpful
4.1 hrs on record
The game is fun and has interesting mechanics, but I find myself unable to play it for long periods of time.

It quickly becomes boring, as there isn't much for you to do and it is quite repetitive. I'd say it's still good, but not amazing. It's okay for short sessions.
Posted 14 June.
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