slit off my inflamed hemorrhoids with a scalpel during anal intercourse. Of course this dumbass didn't sanitize it first. Butthole is absolutely mutilated and infected. Entire dirt star is covered in puss-filled cysts and scabs. It bleeds constantly, smells like blue cheese, and even hurts to fart. I haven't pooped in days, maybe even a week. I keep holding it in because of the pain. My lower abdomen is so full with poop and i can't do anything other than lay in bed and play escape from tarkov and online chess. At the end of the day, I wish I could give this guy the biggest -rep for his actions toward me and most importantly, my taint. ♥♥♥♥ you

2k hours in this game and he's b o o t y

trolling in RL, obviously ass

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send me porn

Oppai..