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Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano? She was your father’s exotic teenage alien apprentice, a fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age. Anakin and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars, and once in a while we’d even have the entire 501st run a train over her, part of official Jedi “training” of course. In time, she learned how to handle a meatsaber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple. She wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no panties in space, and since she was constantly doing acrobatics you’d get a glimpse of her orange ♥♥♥♥♥ mid fight as she’d do a flip while slicing a B2 Super Battledroid in half. It was surreal. We taught her to grip her weapon backwards like a dildo and she constantly got captured by pirates and slavers almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Luke, you have no idea. And she was a good friend.

I felt something I have never felt before, I know I masturbate a lot but this time it was different. I had a raging boner as I saw that pic and instantly followed her with notifications on. I then started scrolling down her photos tab as my ♥♥♥♥ began to get bigger and bigger it felt like I was gonna rip my pants due to how aero used I was seeing a girl in bikinis and in her hot tub, I had to leave my phone on the table cause I couldn’t stop scrolling. 5 minutes later I still had that boner to the point where I couldn’t contain myself and just masturbated to her Twitter posts, I busted the biggest load I have ever done in my life. From that day I mentally changed and I haven’t missed a Facebook stream of hers and I always get a boner on those streams and I just masturbate to her and nut and continue watching her stream. I don’t know how I can stop this, SOMEONE HELP ME

AFK ing consistantly in a game claiming he is "lagging".... the worst type of player, Avoid if possible.

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise?I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side, he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying.The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.

♪ RIP ♫ GRANDMA

♪ RIP ♫ GRANDMA
You're dead now
....
its ok, You are dead. Nothing can hurt you
You're dead
♪ RIP ♫ GRANDMA
♪ RIP ♫ GRANDMA
♪ RIP ♫ GRANDMA
♪ RIP ♫ GRANDMA
♫ GRANDMA's dead now!
♪ RIP ♫ GRANDMA
♪ RIP ♫ GRANDMA