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🎈 * 👃 * 🥗 * 🌂 * 🎽 * ⛳ * 👑 * 🏀 * 📘 * 🌏 * 📣 * 🐠 * 🔋 * 🚗 * 😺 * 📗
ㅤ* Two crisps were walking down a road when a taxi pulled up alongside them and said "Do you want a lift? One of the crisps replied, "No thanks, we're Walkers!"
ㅤ* After a car crash one of the drivers was lying injured on the pavement. "Don't worry", said a policeman who's first on the scene," a Red Cross nurse is coming." "Oh no", moaned the victim, "Couldn't I have a blonde, cheerful one instead?"
ㅤ* Never lie to an x-ray technician. They can see right through you.
🐟 * 👹 * 👽 * 🥞 * 🎫 * 📕 * 📒 * 🕺 * 🐳 * 🌳 * 💙 * 🚕 * 🌋 * 🍆 * 💃 * 🎍
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ hehehehehehehehe
Wie alt? 12?