Recent reviews by Dick Johnson

Good if you have friends (humans), bad if you don't and play randoms online (subhumans)

I was exploring the remnants of the first floor when i stumbled upon a black hole on the ceiling. I decided to activate it to see what it do- aaand i got crushed by a boulder. 9/11 would get a near heart attack and get crushed by a boulder again.

If you enjoy getting gangraped by 6 dudes who kill you in two hit each, dying over and over again, and fighting difficult bosses, this is the right game for you. It does however have fantastic fighting mechanics. It's also satisfying when you actually achieve one of these things. Buy the ♥♥♥♥ out of this game, it's worth it.